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Chuck Norris
Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you don't see Chuck Norris, then you are meer moments away from death. Chuck Norris doesn't mate, he breeds. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection, there were no survivors. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
