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3/19/2019 2:15:40 AM
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Chuck Norris
Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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3 RepliesChuck Norris once took a bet to piss in the gas tank of a semi. Today you know that semi as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 10 people. And [i]then[/i] it exploded. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Giraffes were born when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Chuck Norris can speak German in French. Chuck Norris once starred on celebrity Wheel of Fortune. He went first, and the next 29 minutes of the episode were everyone waiting for the wheel to stop spinning. The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas before they met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris decided to bottle his piss and sell it. Today you know it as Red Bull. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. [spoiler]I could go on...[/spoiler]
