Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris made a deal with the devil in exchange for amazing martial arts skills. The devil now has amazing martial arts skills, and Chuck Norris owns the devil's soul.