Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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When i was a child i asked my father "why are there so many jokes about chuck Norris, but none about Clint Eastwood?" He leaned forward, looked me straight in the eyes and said, "because Clint Eastwood is no joke".