Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone.
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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Jesus walked on water.....Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer.....too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris once got stranded on The Virgin Islands.....now they’re just called “The Islands”.