That Ash Pile you dig through to find the thorn quest was once a guardian just chilling around a campfire to get away from the constant moaning at the tower. He was just chilling there, having a beer, reminiscing about times he spent cuddling Cayde, then BAM out of nowhere a wave splitter beam hit him straight in the One Eyed mask... he was a Veteran, left his family over 500 Enhancement cores, 680 Light Level, 10 Resilience, 0 Fear. Investigations have concluded that it was 3 Fire Team members, Level 40, 27 and a 34 riding on their sparrows down in the winding Cove. The Level 27 was trying to see if you could shoot someone's sparrow with his Newly found Exotic and he was shooting in every direction. The beam shot a hole in the flag reflected off a rock that ricochet down into the lost sector killing every enemy, before making it s way through every single lost sector and unlocking you its very own f*cking triumph, before hitting Randal the Vandal in the Tit and reflecting into the sky where it struck a thresher that reflected the beam back to firebase hades. It bounced around there for a while before making its way to gambit prime and killing every enemy in sight before they could spawn in, travelled through a portal and hit riven in the eye. She Sharted on the 1000 voices giving it super powers that enhance your PVE weapons. 3 days later riven had a cold and died from Wavesplitteritus. Before she had her last breath she sneezed and released the bloody beam again and it travelled all the way through the dreaming city before accidentally hitting a small army of Corsairs. (you're Welcome Curse). The Shiny Armor then reflected the beam back to your ship which ducked out of the way and the Beam hit Mercury. Stuck in an Endless loop of empty substance and absolutely nothingness the beam somehow managed to hit Osiris in the ballbag while he was using Sagira in questionable ways and in a paradoxical time warp the beam made its way back to the Point of origin. The EDZ. Unfortunately, on the way down it hit a Warlock in a Nova warp and became sentient as the beam Lolled itself crooked and circled around and hit the poor Titan Sitting there with his f*cking marshmallow Emote. R.I.P - Dude EDIT: - SOME BONUS CONTENT! (inspired by feedback from below) (trap) That wave beam traveled long and far, through light and dark and fisted more ogres than a Lord of the rings themed Trim and Rim Party. All over the universe the beam travelled, even making a turn at Mercury again where it temporarily granted Brother Vance the ability to see, and as a single tear ran down his cheek as he sees the world, Osiris stumbled through a portal screaming and holding his ballbag. He bumped into Vance, who fell forward into pile of burning candles that burned his face so bad, he lost sight in both eyes... Again. The Beam, knowing that there is no equal in his Sonyverse travelled with a sense of majesty about it, sentient, and all knowing and very very very F*CKING bored, it made a conclusive decision right there and then, to kill things for fun. As Guardians stand tall, with their shoulders made out of small post war German sedans, and cloaks made out of Tea Towels and grand mamma's old curtain, and bonds made out of what I would assume is brother Vance's knitting projects, they fear No creature. they fear NONE. They Raid, they Strike, they Destroy, they Get loot, they get glimmer, they get shards... and sometimes they get a core or two. The Rewards are Endless! they Fear no Calus, no Ghaul, No Boss enemy that sounds like a colon disease, or a Cool name for a dark emo band. not a single creature will survive when the Guardians hold the light. They can not be killed. and like a bad Liam Neeson plot line, the Beam intervenes. He will find them, he will hunt them down Until they get hit by the Beam Formerly known as the Wavesplitter... Now Known as.... [spoiler]The Architect[/spoiler]