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3/8/2019 8:37:01 PM
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Attention Offtopica: I have some news of our president Cell-3
As you all undoubtedly know, our president is the current Cell-3, the robot who proves he’s more human than an American president.
But, that may all change with the most recent news.
Cell-3 has been tempted by a washing machine, and the two of them had Robotic Intercourse.
Here is the source: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251246309/0/0/1
This may not affect the current political role of Cell, however, this sure as hell puts me at odds with him SINCE I TOLD HIM NOT TO TRUST HER!
Ahem...more news will follow once the other Offtopicians (Offtopicia?) react to this vile change of events.
[spoiler]Although the Washing Machine could turn into his robotic wife.....[/spoiler]
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I don't know about a washing machine. I know a washing tub. Is that what you mean?
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27 RepliesI have but one question, is the reason you are reporting this because....... [spoiler]you are jealous? 🤨[/spoiler]
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6 Replies[quote]Welp. Looks like this is going to have to go to . . . [i]The Courts.[/i][/quote] ^Wyoming
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1 ReplyWould you believe this info was found on Varvatos’s post...
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1 ReplyAt least it wasn't Toaster
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I still believe in døøb
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1 Reply
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3 RepliesI mean the cleanup wouldn't be too bad I guess?
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10 Replies[u][b][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_jLpd-_gdY]What a [i]turn of events[/i][/url][/b][/u]
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1 ReplyHe’s my husband you slanderer
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6 RepliesOh no... More relationship drama...
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20 RepliesIt wasn’t illegal!
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1 ReplyI’m confused... what washing machine?
