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3/5/2019 12:56:40 AM
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How does one become a Ninja?
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6 RepliesEdited by Machinimagames: 3/5/2019 6:08:40 PMJust be a good user, be a leader and have fun. Don’t worry about becoming a ninja and just enjoy your time on the forums. This is a great post by Foman and this has always been the criteria. If we can even call it that. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/65130083?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1 Seriously don’t worry about it. I became a ninja last summer. I’ve been here for 10 years! I was just walking down the street. Next thing you know I’m getting beaten by a wet noodle in the basement of Bungie’s offices. Pretty rude welcome if you ask me.
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You must be Chris Rock and seek out the Great White Ninja....
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1 Reply[quote]Just out of curiosity.[/quote] A headband and hair dye seem like the logical first steps.
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5 RepliesIt takes years of training. You must wake up every day to a bucket of ice-cold water, then train with a wooden katana through lunch, and in the evening, you and every other apprentice duel for the amusement of the other nobles. Your master’s pride is on the line in these duels, so you must hold nothing back. Only when you stand undefeated in the annually held tournament will you become a true ninja. This path is one of dedication and hardship, are you sure you want to follow it? Of course, you could always follow the path [i]I[/i] carved and become a ninja with no master. Every ninja usually has some sort of mentor three look up to, but mine was dishonorably assassinated. I was exiled after exacting honorable vengeance upon his killer, so now I am a ronin.
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1 ReplyI don't know. It would be cool to be one though...
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Be respectful, responsible, helpful, active, friendly, and mature.
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5 RepliesGuess my odds are out as I’ve been banned once 😔 Oh well.
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5 Replies[quote] Forum Ninja Application Please explain all answers. 1. User Name 2. Location 3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)? a. Excellent salary and benefits b. Hot chix c. Naked pics of stosh d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying" e. All of the above 4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest. 5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman? 6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you: a. Get him another drink b. Film the event and upload to YouTube c. Help him to the bathroom d. A and B only e. All of the above 7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why? 8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums? a. Slightly buzzed b. Drunk c. Blacked out d. Other (please specify) 9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered? a. One year b. Never 10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member? a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch." b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying. c. The user just beat you in an argument. d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread. e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons. 11. Please explain why the following statement is true: "I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss." Fill this out and send it in a PM to a Ninja. [/quote]
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Be a “good boy”
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3 Replies1. Buy a Katana 2. Find some monks 3. ????? 4. Profit
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1. Find the worst, cheapest karate dojo 2. Put on a ski mask and tights 3. Run around throwing metal at people 4. Call yourself a "ninja"
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10 RepliesYou wake up naked in an alley with strange bruises and notice a pile of noodles in the corner.
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4 RepliesAsking about becoming a Ninja is somewhat implied to be a hinderance to becoming one. While not confirmed, it is likely as they are looking for a specific type of person. This is the closest you’ll get to a guide: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/65130083?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1
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By never asking that specific question.
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Start by fighting people with gardening appliances.
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You don't basically
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6 RepliesA lot of [i]grovelling[/i], A lot of [i]begging[/i]. Willing to give up your [i]pride[/i] and [i]dignity[/i]. | Then after all of that. Work for a horrible company, where you [b]Flaunt/Abuse[/b] what little power you have in a community/forum filled with Adolescent kids. [u]Get your kicks.[/u] Then reported to the Government, atleast 7 years in Prison.
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Well by not asking i heard.
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5 RepliesBe chubby and gay idk
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years of training from in the Bungie Dojo in a hidden location, you must master the art of the banhammer, the locking laser and the comment cutter, then bungie mentions you in a sidenote on a twab that nobody reads
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1 ReplyOnce you post in Offtopic you are automatically ineligible for Ninja status.
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2 RepliesYou don’t
