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Edited by alexluca79: 2/13/2019 2:14:17 PM
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Morning Huddle at Bungie

[b]Location: Bungie HQ - cafeteria Time: 10ish AM [/b] The Neck: Cozmo, what are the players complaining about on the forums today? Cozmo: The majority of them would like to see the masterwork, ehm ... enchancement cores removed from infusion. They complain that it limits their build and limits progression. The Neck: Not the cores again. God dammit! When are these people gonna stop. Dev team, can we remove them? Dev 1: Well, the thing is ... The Neck: Scratch that, we're not removing anything. Tell them to piss off. What else? Cozmo: They complain about the grind, that its meaningless and they cant do what activities they want in order to progress and obtain loot. The Neck: Tell them to go play Minecraft. What else? Cozmo: They want enhanced perks available on all armor pieces. The Neck: What the heck are those? Dev 2: They are the only useful perks on armor so we limited them to ... The Neck: OK, that sounds good, leave them as they are. What else? Cozmo: They want RNG removed from titles. The Neck: These entitled babies, not gonna happen. Next. Cozmo: They also bring a valid point about Year 1 armor not having perks on it therefore making it useless. The Neck: Who the hell still uses Year 1 armor? Lame. What else? Cozmo: They want better pinnacle weapons on Season of the Drifter. The Neck: (sipping coffee and checking his phone). Next. Cozmo: Some people want stuff nerfed, other want us to stop nerfing stuff. The Neck: See, thats what I'm talking about. Entitled babies. Dev team, make a super broken armor piece for warlocks this time. Dev 1: But sir ... if we do that wouldn't we end up nerfing it afterwards? The Neck: Make it happen. Dev 1: Yes sir. The Neck: Ok, enough with the forums nonsense. How is work going on Season of the Drifter? Dev 2: Well, we got a couple of issues with ... The Neck: Good, good. (sips more coffee). Keep it up. Everyone get back to work now. Everyone else: Yes sir. The Neck: Cozmo, tomorrow you better bring something useful from the forums. This seems like a waste of time. Cozmo: ....
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