[b]Location: Bungie HQ - cafeteria
Time: 10ish AM
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The Neck: Cozmo, what are the players complaining about on the forums today?
Cozmo: The majority of them would like to see the masterwork, ehm ... enchancement cores removed from infusion. They complain that it limits their build and limits progression.
The Neck: Not the cores again. God dammit! When are these people gonna stop. Dev team, can we remove them?
Dev 1: Well, the thing is ...
The Neck: Scratch that, we're not removing anything. Tell them to piss off. What else?
Cozmo: They complain about the grind, that its meaningless and they cant do what activities they want in order to progress and obtain loot.
The Neck: Tell them to go play Minecraft. What else?
Cozmo: They want enhanced perks available on all armor pieces.
The Neck: What the heck are those?
Dev 2: They are the only useful perks on armor so we limited them to ...
The Neck: OK, that sounds good, leave them as they are. What else?
Cozmo: They want RNG removed from titles.
The Neck: These entitled babies, not gonna happen. Next.
Cozmo: They also bring a valid point about Year 1 armor not having perks on it therefore making it useless.
The Neck: Who the hell still uses Year 1 armor? Lame. What else?
Cozmo: They want better pinnacle weapons on Season of the Drifter.
The Neck: (sipping coffee and checking his phone). Next.
Cozmo: Some people want stuff nerfed, other want us to stop nerfing stuff.
The Neck: See, thats what I'm talking about. Entitled babies. Dev team, make a super broken armor piece for warlocks this time.
Dev 1: But sir ... if we do that wouldn't we end up nerfing it afterwards?
The Neck: Make it happen.
Dev 1: Yes sir.
The Neck: Ok, enough with the forums nonsense. How is work going on Season of the Drifter?
Dev 2: Well, we got a couple of issues with ...
The Neck: Good, good. (sips more coffee). Keep it up. Everyone get back to work now.
Everyone else: Yes sir.
The Neck: Cozmo, tomorrow you better bring something useful from the forums. This seems like a waste of time.
Cozmo: ....
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Read the Necks lines in J. Jonah Jameson’s voice. You’re welcome