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Edited by KingJules:
2/1/2019 4:56:02 PM
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Give me your worst destiny puns.
Shin Malphur killed Dredgen Yor, because he was a...[b]Thorn[/b] in his side.
[spoiler][b][i]Yeahhhhhhhhh![/i][/b][/spoiler]
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#destiny2
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1 ReplyWhy is Bungie so blind to this community? Because they don’t have ‘active-vision’ Worth a shot.. 😝
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What do you call it when the Queens Wrath kills Uldren Sov? [spoiler]petRevenge[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did Eris Morn? [spoiler]Her entire fireteam was killed by Crota and her ghost died and she had to get dollar store eyes from the hive[/spoiler]
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I did have a really good joke [spoiler]but I phogoth[/spoiler]
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Edited by Proper-Gander: 2/5/2019 3:51:06 PMWhy do you never hear Shaxx talk about Fusion Rifles? [spoiler]He does, he just likes to [i]Murmur[/i][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesPeople tell me Sins of the Past or Gjhallahorn are the best rocket launchers, but its not the Truth.
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2 RepliesI have a girlfriend therefore I will never have The Last Word
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9 RepliesWho is the best at sparrow racing? [spoiler]the drifter[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThe Drifter, Shaxx, and Zavala were putting together a play Shaxx yelled at them, “I WILL STAR” Zavala said to them, “I will direct” Drifter responded, “ I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write
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When we killed Aksis his last words were [spoiler]HELP Ive [i]fallen[/i] amd cant get up, guess ill [i]Siva[/i] later[/spoiler]
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More of a cheesy pickup line, but. "Dang girl did you just bank 15 motes? because you're invading my heart."
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1 ReplyWhats Rasputins favourite cereal brand? Ikellogs.
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14 RepliesWhy can’t can’t Cayde open the refrigerator? [spoiler]he’s dead[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyInstead of asking for pulse rifle nerfs, you should just let bygones be bygones.
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2 RepliesIt's my Destiny™ to save the universe and with your help it could be your Destiny™ 2.
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I had a pun about the hive but I phogoth how it went.
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1 ReplyWhy doesn’t oryx have a girlfriend? [spoiler]he’s taken[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy do Titans always win staring contests? [spoiler]because we can't blink. [/spoiler] Hey girl, are you from Venus? [spoiler]because you're making my [i]spirit bloom[/i][/spoiler]
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13 RepliesWhy aren't there any black guys in the tower? Because they're all in the prison of elders.
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4 RepliesHey girl, Do you have a sink plate in your pants? Because my spire is rising.
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1 ReplyWhat does the Fanatic and his Barons eat? [spoiler][i]Scorn on the Cob[/i][/spoiler]
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Why should anyone be more careful with their animals? Because they are the focus of their Pet’s Revenge.
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5 RepliesI'd tell you a joke about 1k voices....but some people will not get it!
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3 Replies[u]dead[/u]stiny
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2 Replies'If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your doctor'
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1 ReplyEdited by MetzgerPete: 2/2/2019 7:29:30 PMIt's looking like after anthem releases, there will be [b]no turning back[/b]. [spoiler]is that a pun?[/spoiler]
