{I thought making a small random story about a crazy guardian who’s story’s are actually true and he’s telling them to a A guardian} [So guardian you’ve found yourself in a bar next to some lunatic hunter drinking out of his helmet] “HEY HEY BUDDY BUDDY” [Oh dear GOD he’s trying to talk to you] [OH GOD HES POKING YOU] “Buddy hey BUDDY” [UGH You chose to “listen” to his what he has to say] [You turn your head and look at this “idiot”] “Oh finally so buddy would you like to hear a AWESOME story?” [“What the hell is he talking about?”] “So I was stomping around in the EDZ and thought a dark spoopy forest was a cool...” [His words drone out amongst you thoughts] “......I FOUND A DRAGON.....” [“Wait What?” You take a second or two to realize what this man just said] “I also got the help of the “RAT KING” I can’t EVEN believe I meet the real rat king” “Got some magic out of it and the dragon after I beat the cellulites out of the weak lizard” [You don’t quite trust what he says] [He Pulls Out a spike a very big A*** spike] “I got this from its tail” [Hmm he might not be lying] [Your night goes on listening to this weird guardians story’s]