I am taking a 60 minute break. I am shocked, i dropped 2 forsaken exotics for my titan in two days, Ursa furiosa and Antheus Ward.
Seriously, i have to get off this couch and wash this blanket. It smells like fart and cheetos.
And i have to go sacrifice a youngling dwarf in the name of cthulu for finally giving me titan exotics thats not Y1 shyte.
Give me 60 minutes ok?
(UPDATE) 12/8/2018
Ok so I managed to get that good stank out of the blanket, it smells like a Baby unicorn just got Born and I delivered it, with its cute puppy unicorn breath, pooping skittles all over the place.
I love you Jeffrey. Anyhoo, Cheetoh stash is finished, dropped another stupid Exotic, pfff, Sparrow and Finished my Loaded Question.
2/3 Pinnacle Weapons Done. Now I am going to do Drink a lot of Viagra and go Naked Bullfighting.
Lets see if I,
DIE HARD
*COUGH*
(UPDATE) 12/10/2018
Its Real, the Exotic Famine is OVER. I Dropped 2 Exo's Leveling up my Hunter Yesterday.
Dropped Lucky Pants = Infusion Fuel.
and then the broken Courier Mission, the moistly meatball dropped me...SHARDS OF GALANOR!
Tried it out in the Blind Well, Super the Bosses, wait 3 seconds, get Super back, rinse repeat = DEAD
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6 RepliesMy erection has lasted loner than 60min should I call a doctor or die hard.
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This is beautiful
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6 RepliesI so thought this was a cry post...I was about to light you up..."farts and Cheetos".. thank you for this
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I thought skittles came from milking giraffes..? Boy was I sorely mistaken.
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Please keep updating this. Also, I bet the bull was hard, too.
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I Wonder. I have played on my titan, which i got most exotics on, even forsaken exotics. EXCEPT one eyed mask. i have played for 3 weeks without getting any new exotics, i got replicas some week ago. I log onto my hunter, which I dont have much exotics on. OH WOW INSTA EXOTIC after 30 min of playing. Soo... Bungie, do you decrease the chance of getting exotics when u almost got them all?
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Haven't seen an exotic in 3 weeks. Haven't seen a new armor piece in three months. I'm getting shafted over here.
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18 RepliesIve been on a break for about 2-3 days since I cant connect to Destiny because I live in the New England area.
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2 RepliesWas playing with a guy who had 8 new exotics drop for him on his titan in 2 hours.
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This inspires me to live on 🤘🏽
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Edited by michaeljacksen: 12/8/2018 4:16:43 PMGR1M, You got to lay off the Cheetos, bruh. Your Proctologist’s hand has been stained neon orange for a week!
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16 RepliesHave you thought of running backwards through a corn field, naked?
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12 RepliesIs Ursa furiosa any good? I just got that today.
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17 Replieslmao take a -blam!-in break dude we dont care.
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6 RepliesEdited by Capt Explodabob: 12/7/2018 6:28:41 PMI know this's a joke post, but pending the next monumental [b]f[/b]uck up, how many times are you all going to claim to leave the game before you actually do it? It's always comical watching the pendulum swing backwards and forwards every time I pass through here to #Gaming; one month Bungie are gods, the next their pure evil. It changes like the [b]f[/b]ucking wind. [spoiler]They're not going to magically become good at designing games again.[/spoiler] Just leave the game already for [b]f[/b]uck sake. Go play Warframe or Anthem or something so you can love them for five minutes until you realise that you've just bought into another glorified online casino.
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2 RepliesShut up.
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A true DIE HARD would taste the rainbow!!!! 😁
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4 RepliesI'm finally getting forsaken exotic lol
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Finally got the Jade Rabbit Catalyst. Never used the gun before. Strong as hell. After weeks of blind well, finally got seed of light and heart of inmost light just dropped during weeklies.
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19 RepliesJust got two tailed fox from a random goblin in gambit Lol eets
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5 RepliesSame got only one exo in the entire forsaken timeline. Now it's 4 New forsaken exos in one week. Did they buff the rates?
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2 RepliesExotics...my granddad spoke of exotics is such glowing terms. Something about a snakey looking man selling the ice melter or something like that, a special rocket launcher with wolfs. The old folk had it so good. I thought they were extinct?
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i got one eyed mask yesterday. I'm deleting my hunter and warlock soon.
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Please don't go.....
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60 ? As a married man it takes me 5