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originally posted in: The Dawning returns
12/6/2018 7:33:31 PM
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The guardian asks'; "Why do these cookies taste like hexadecimal code?". Eva Levant replies; "I substituted Radiolarian Fluid for milk, they're vex milk sugar cookies, beyond not tasting good they are turning you into a cybernetic abomination". "Oh, glad I asked" replies the guardian. Eva responds; "Before your transformation into a digital curse is complete you might try those Blueberry Cabal muffins, as a warning they just taste like butt".
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  • I can’t help but picture some Vex Goblin rubbing one out when the words “Vex Milk” are uttered.

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  • You just KNOW that Vex Milk is part of the ingredients. It HAS to be.

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  • Edited by toneDef Weary: 12/6/2018 8:25:22 PM
    This. Also, if we don't wind up roasting Cabals over an open fire, I'm out. XD

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  • I could honestly see that. Shove an apple into the mouth and put them on a spitroast.

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  • I'm sure the Drifter will be leading the charge... after all, he even mentions in Gambit that the bulk on Cabal is muscle, not fat... and says something about it being tough or chewy (can't remember the exact line off the top of my head, but damn does he have some funny lines!)

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