Props to that OG TWAB format. I want to go back and find the last time DeeJ wrote one now.
I'll try to write something better this week. What would you like to be in it?
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How about that the team is re-assessing the possibility of nightfall matchmaking? Or beards/hairdressers for our guardians? Those are the two main topics everyone should be worried about.
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beards will be nerfed why bother
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Oh you’re gonna regret replying cos. Good luck with that
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Over 200 replies, it’s hilarious
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About the life and times of the broken record.
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You might need to go in serious damage control.
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“Sorry” would be a good start.
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Thanks for the changes bungie. We really appreciate it👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Just go back to responding on reddit man. Reading these forums is a monumental waste of time.
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Your resignation letter
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What a childish response. Good one buddy.
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You do realize that community manager has jack shit to do with development right?
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Easy-make my video MOTW, even though I have no video or plans to make one.
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[quote]I'll try to write something better this week. What would you like to be in it?[/quote] This hit me right in the feels. Your TWABs are great, Cozmo! You're in my top three favorite Destiny community managers of all time.
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Wait a minute...
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Edited by MajorWarlock136: 12/5/2018 11:10:11 PM[quote]I'll try to write something better this week. What would you like to be in it?[/quote] I want you to write that the grossly incompetent sack of shits who work in the crucible / sandbox team got fired, which is (hopefully) the reason why we havent heard from them in ages despite a massively broken sandbox, and that you are very sorry that this did not happen 6 months ago. You now realise that pvp needs a LOT of work to be good again, and for this reason there will be no new Eververse items showing up in the store until it is fixed. I also want you to write an apology for the social experiment that Destiny 2 has become, where you try to figure out how minimal your game developing efforts can be while still retaining a decent revenue through reskins, microtransactions and lackluster DLC. Additionally, I want you to include a picture of the Bungie staff throwing money at the screen and sucking up to their Activision overlords. In the spoiler, you can excuse the Video & Sound design guys, who have been doing a phenomenal job over the last five years, and are probably the only people in your entire studio who deserve to work for a brand that was once the pinnacle of game development. Tossers.
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Please fuc right off and leave this game, community and forums asap. Slap you father for me and tell that mindless dipshit to learn the pullout method. We need 0 more like you.
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My father died at young age.
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Hey here’s a secret [spoiler]youre a disgusting human being :)[/spoiler]
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And Destiny is a disgusting franchise that tries to milk its playerbase for every last penny.
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Then stop playing and get the -blam!- off the forums. You don’t like it, then stop playing. Simple as that.
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I cant stop, cause people are paying me to play for them.
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Wow yeah you really are disgusting
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Thanks! message me if you need a recov for that Not Forgotten. Im a 2.7kd overall
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Give this guardian some sort of special emblem. By far the best parody I’ve ever read !!!