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SCP-010 (Notorious Zbruh as an SCP)

Object class: Keter containment procedures: SCP-010 is to be sealed in an airtight containment cell constructed of 15x12 meter cement with oxygen pumped in regularly. in the event of an attempted containment breach, SCP-010-A's chamber is to be pumped with gas and incinerated untill it is confirmed neutralized and reduced to ash. SCP-010-A is not to be let in any proximity of equestrian species of any sort. Any accidental equestrian exposed to SCP-010-A are to be incinerated without delay. Lamda-15 or "Animal Kingdom" is to continue investigating any other possible SCP-010-A and B instances and report findings swiftly to Site-OT. Description: SCP-010-A is of equestrian species known as the African zebra. Subject is of average height and appearance with the exception of a slightly more elongated tail. Biologically, SCP-010-A is no different from other zebras, though due to a bacterial infestation known as SCP-010-B, caused SCP-010-A's brain evolved to something comparable to that of a human. SCP-010-A shows an intense hatred towards humanity and a belief his species must inherit the earth. When in close proximity to other Equestrian species, SCP-010-A will attempt to spread SCP-010-B to others in an attempt to bolster it's numbers. While resilient, SCP-010-B is capable of being destroyed through intense heat such as a fire or high temperatures. As of now only one known instance of SCP-010 exists and is within custody of the foundation. SCP-010 had come to the foundation's attention when African military reported "Zebra Men" ambushing and using gurilla tactics to eliminate several outposts. when foundation arrived, multiple accounts of militaristic zebra on the attack were reported. After weeks of research, foundation personnel, much to the dismay of wildlife activists proceeded with a seek and destroy operation only halting when confirmation on only one surviving instance of 010-A was confirmed by all team members. class A and B amnestics we're administered to all eye witnesses reports with the cover story being an revolutionary occupation thwarted. [quote]Addendum 010-01: SCP-010-A attempted to bite a man's throat nearly decapitating Agent Shae while obtaining a blood sample. SCP-010-A neighed the word "B_tch" repeatedly until sedated and placed into containment. Addendum 010-02: SCP-010-A spent a total of eight hours harassing personnel with name calling and insults insisting it be let out. Interviews proved useless as SCP-010-A only neighs insults no matter the question. [/quote] interview 010-01 SCP-010-A was shackled to the floor to avoid conflict and sedated. [quote]Dr. False: All powerful AIs, a cat that can end us all, and now... a zebra revolution. Site-OT is getting pretty interesting. do you have a name 010? SCP-010-A: Poo flinging ape! White coated chimp! We are what comes next! Dr. False: Well that's not quite the respo- SCP-010-A: You are not worthy of this Earth! you will be purged by my people! we will dance in ruins of your civilization! dieeeeeee![/quote] Dr. False walked out of the room stating this interview was not going anywhere. SCP-010-A was returned to containment and both the room and participants went for decontamination. [spoiler] Revolutionary zebras? Yup. One of the weirdest possible end of the world situations. Anyways the next one is derptaco. I might used that as an excuse for some -J material lol. Anyways enjoy![/spoiler]

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  • Can I be an SCP?

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  • Do me!!!! 59 lives must die, 59 Males, 59 women, 59 animals to keep him at bay. Every 59th day. For he hungers for the blood of the cosmos.

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  • Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 10/19/2018 4:30:45 PM
    I have a better scp story.... SCP-011 (Sherlock Holmes) [spoiler][quote][b]Sherlock Holmes goes to kill a hotel room full of three people, he'd enter using a secret door in the hotel he read about in a book ten years ago. He'd throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, as he deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would kill himself just as planned as Sherlock had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without each other due to the faint scent of penis on each other's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils when they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Sherlock doesn't kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig and to reveal he actually WAS Sherlock the entire time. But Sherlock just entered through the secret door and just murdered two people, how can there be two of him? The first Sherlock removes his mask to reveal he's actually Moriarty attempting to frame Sherlock for two murders. Sherlock however anticipated this, the two dead men stand up, they're undercover police officers. It was all a ruse. "But Sherlock!" Moriarty cries "That police officer blew his own head off, look at it, there are skull fragments on the wall, how is he fine now? How did you fake that?" Sherlock just winks at the screen. The end.[/b][/quote][/spoiler]

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    • [quote]Dr. False: All powerful AIs, a cat that can end us all, and now... a zebra revolution. Site-OT is getting pretty interesting. do you have a name 010?[/quote] I was gonna mention my being a spoOoOky box, but I think I'm being kept in some off-site building or something.

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      • Shhh don’t tell everybody my plans

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