>standing in the intersection "directing" traffic. And by "directing traffic" I mean using violent threats against random cars because -blam!- logic. But wait there's more. A guy almost gets hit by a truck and I shit you not says "you're lucky you didnt hit me I woulda beat your ass". Let the stupid sink in. If this pedestrian got run over by a pickup truck he would have "beat his ass". Because that's how badass he is. He wont let minor details like "humans are squishier than pickup trucks and would totally lose in a fight" get in the way.