I had always been a fighter, not a lover, so talking to an Eliksni on a blind date was strange for me. I had killed countless, but I wasn’t going to tell my new friend that.
The Eliksni paused, pointing his stubby finger at me. He spoke, clear and confident.
“You must work for SSeX: Solar System Express.”
“Sure.” I said. “Why not.”
“Hhhmmmm.” His eyes twitched and scanned the room, as if he was looking for something. “A man like you must go for quite a price.”
“What exactly are we talking about?”
“SSeX.” He said. “We’re talking about SSeX.”
“Can we not?”
“Sure.” Once again, his eyes scanned the room, but this time, he looked for a topic to speak about. “What about Ramen and Chill, ever heard of that?
This was when I realized I never should have had Cayde put me on a blind date with an Eliksni.
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*proud fap*
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Okay, this is the reason people bitch about fanfics... I understand now. Good literature is far from few. Time for a crusade.
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Try getting put on a blind date (by cayde) with a reef-born awoken. Their into some creepy shit man.
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The cringe, its too strong
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Edited by Scrunge: 10/2/2018 11:13:52 PMWhat's an eliksni? I only have listened to "Fall of Eliksni" forsaken ost
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Uhhhh.. tf?
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I just curious but do players write these to get the attention of some bungle writer or do they just enjoy a game so much that it becomes an obsession
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Fanfictions don't belong in lore
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[spoiler]reported. That’s what you get for both posting fan fiction and erotic stuff at that![/spoiler]
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I love this LMAO
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Can I have some of what ur on
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Fanfics in a shellnut.