"I swear I've fought these same guys like 7 times today" "Why does it seem like only 32 people play competive" "How was that NOT a headshot" "I hate handcannons and I hate this game" "Yes! A hand cannon kill- ASSIST? ARE YOU -blam!-ING KIDDING ME" "Blade Barrage? How? Didn't this jerkoff use it last round? What the actual -blam!-ing -blam!-" "-blam!- blade barrage" "-blam!- BLADE BARRAGE" "KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEOOOOOONNN! YOU COME AND GOOOOOO! YOU COME AND GOOOOO!" "After this quest, I'm never touching comp again for the rest of my miserable days" "When I get this stupid ass hand cannon, I'm gonna shoot myself in the -blam!-ing head with it" "If this guy shoulder charges me ONE MORE -blam!-ING TIME, IM GONNA SCREAM" "I AM SCREAMING" *crying* "I want to die" "Everything's ok. I'm ok. I'm relatively skilled at this game and with enough work and persistence, I can obtain this weapon." "I'm so -blam!-ing ass at this game, bro, Why do I even try" "Luna's howl? More like.. Linda's Howl. Hehe. Kill me." "YES! RANK UP! ...wait, dats my valor. whoops." "I'm gonna finish leveling up my hunter just so I can use that broken ass super, oh my god" "My hand cannon shots never ever hit in comp.. Ever. Like Casper the ghost lives in my -blam!-ing magazine or some bullshit" "Why aren't my shots landing" "WHY ARENT MY SHOTS LANDING" "I wish I could go back to quickplay.. where everyone thinks I'm cool and funny" *blank face and staring at nothing* "I wouldn't of won that match if I didn't have a 3 stack clan of hunters on my team running blade barrage" "I've never known torture like this" https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/248871864/0/0