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9/2/2018 1:47:38 PM
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Anyone play DnD, if so what is the funniest build you’ve ever played.
Right not I’m a cleric acolyte that worships the flying spaghetti monster and my spiritual weapon is a wet noodle with an average of 18 damage a round for 6 rounds.
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This is not from DnD but from a Warhammer 40k game called Black Crusade. I was a Khorne Berzerker (specializes in melee combat) who got a default of 8 points in every category except for a 4 in intelligence.
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A human bard who was kicked from a grindcore band because he saved a cat and put into a group of two Dragonborn paladins. We called ourselves chvrches.
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I wouldn't say its "funny" but it does bother my DM. I play a Fighter-Rouge who uses a 10 foot long Glave for his attacks. So I have a 10ft reach. Then I took the perk mobile, so after every attack I can use my movement without triggering an attack of opportunity. That's pretty standard, until you tack on polearm master. With polearm master I can attack anyone who moves in my 10 foot sphere with my reaction. So if I run up and attack someone, back away from them they have to approach me, which procs my attack of opportunity and I get another hit. Combine this with my wyvern poisons that do 10d6 damage every time I strike a target I'm kind of a DPS god. But on the downside he was a child slave who can't read anything but celestial, because I accidentally taught myself celestial when no one told me it wasn't common.
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Also while I haven't played dungeons and dragons. I played a Warhammer 40k equivalent called black crusade where you played as either a member of a chaos space marine warband or a chaos cultist, essentially you play as the bad guys. I played as a night lords champion who had access to a suit of terminator armor. I was armed with a combi-flamer, a plasma pistol and a power sword.
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16 RepliesEdited by Warlock Holmes: 9/3/2018 4:59:50 AMModron bard name jukebox. Jukebox had a recording device to play music, but since jukebox knew nothing about mortal behavior he has low charisma and high intelligence. Also I’ve had a blind monk named vision (mean parents. Who didn’t have a blind monk once though) and vision traveled around with a fanny pack wearing Paladin. The two of them had amazing adventures but the personal story stated to be a lot like daredevil (I wonder why) Pirate captain archer catfolk named captain whiskers, insane necromancer. Amazing warlock character, Spacefaring illithid named Brian the brain, criminal mastermind in a Star Wars d&d. A timelord character like from Doctor who who’s goal was to rebuild the lost tardis while saving the d&d world over and over again. Sherlock Holmes in the d&d universe. Vampire hunters (and vampires) very fun evil campaign (I once played a dragon pc), smuggler Han Solo like wizard, ranger based on a old wester cowboy defeating evil that lurks in the dark. Even the dread pirate Roberts once. And so sooo sooooo many more beloved characters in this role playing game I’ve played almost all my life with my very best friend in the world ImaDrizzit. [spoiler]wait. You asked for funniest build not the history of my d&d characters. I must of sidetracked(a lot)[/spoiler]
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Haven't played DnD but the closest thing I've got for funny tabletop is a story about how an ork battlewagon drifted around some trees and charged my terminators
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1 ReplyI had a fun vampire loli in Pathfinder. My character was a Dhampir Juju Oracle that was cursed to stop aging at like 10 or something but was actually about 2 centuries old. She had a zombie bodyguard that she disguised with rags and robes to make it look like a poor sick man and pretended it was her daddy to manipulate people for money and free stuff! She was really creepy and a lot of fun! I think the domain thing I chose came with a lot of weird abilities like invading peoples dreams, voodoo dolls, mind control, and using spirits to raise zombie minions. The Paladin and I had a lot of fun together!
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4 RepliesEdited by Jord1627: 9/3/2018 12:29:21 AMMy friend and I are Co-DMs in a starfinder campaign right now, we switch off every other week. When one of us isn’t DMing we play as our communal character named rocket who is rat folk. As a joke we gave him infinite speed, but he can never go slower that his current speed, ie if we make him go 100 ft/s, that’s his permanent speed until we raise it.
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If it's not OSR it's crap.
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Not a DnD fan, but have played Star Wars D6 RPG. Friend of mine occasionally played a character who was a pacifist...unless he was drunk. He was drunk often and was [i]very [/i]good at violence. Stats weren't great, but he rolled like mad.
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6 RepliesEdited by ChewChew03: 9/3/2018 6:37:13 AMMy current character knows 8 languages Edit: he does get struck by lightning every now and then and has the ability to see through time but knowing 8 languages at level 3 is just beautiful to me
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Edited by Warlock Holmes: 9/3/2018 12:07:37 AMThat sounds more like a warlock patron but still funny
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I wish I had friends to play DND with. All my IRL friends are chads. Also fun fact Vin Diesel plays DND.
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Half-orc wizard that despised magic and rushed into battle with a club. He was also really weak and stupid, but very charming and agile. He also only spoke draconic[spoiler]stop[/spoiler]
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ValeæntMmm... Soil - old
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2 RepliesA druid that has an aversion to nature.
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5 RepliesDo you know the peasant railgun?
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Unfortunately you can’t be that creative in pathfinder. I’m just a hexcrafter magus lizard dude
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