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8/13/2018 3:53:01 AM
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Asterisk: A New World. Cerberus hunt quest.

Name: Cerberus hunt. Rank: Veteran. Player limit: 4. Rewards: XP, ???. Current participants: Hammerfist1245, NIL, Mister Mustard, Pistol Pete. Requirements: 4 veteran or lower. Details: we’ve got the location of the Cerberus that Malum attacked us with, it’s separated from its owner, kill it. (The 4 players who signed up have met outside the city walls, ready to depart) NIL: “alright fellas, let’s kill this Cerberus” Hammerfist1245: “we gotta be careful, last time it attacked it really messed people up” NIL: “I think we will be ok” Mister Mustard: “don’t expect anything crazy to happen, we are all pretty balanced classes” Pistol Pete: *readies his fists*. Hammerfist1245: “uh, Pete is that really your weapons?” Pistol Pete: “heck yeah! Check out my guns”. *shows his muscles*. NIL: “yeah.....we’re all guys here....you shouldn’t try and show off” Pistol Pete: “whatever, y’all jealous” Mister mustard: “hah, k” Hammerfist1245: “but for real tho, where all the females at? I know Girrafalope is a girl but she’s boring and too serious” NIL: “idk, there’s magic, she’s a newbie however” Pistol Pete: “is this a hunting quest or just talking about girls?” Hammerfist1245: “oh, right, forgot about the quest” Pistol Pete: *facepalm*. NIL: “bruh you gay or something? You don’t like talking about girls?” Pistol Pete: “what? No! I’m all for the girls....” Mister mustard: “sigh....with no elder to keep us straight this quest is gonna suck...” (After much more discussion on the topic, the group finally decides to head out and kill the Cerberus) NIL: *sneaking around*. “Alright, there it is” (The Cerberus is sitting on a hill in the desert region) Mister mustard: “hammer, set up some traps” Hammerfist1245: “on it” (Pistol Pete jumps over the hill with his fists at the ready, charging at the Cerberus he punches his fist right into the monsters back) Cerberus: *gets up*. NIL: “damnit Pete!” Pistol Pete: “it’s fine!” (Pistol Pete dodges all the claw attacks from the Cerberus, getting quick punches in on its face when he can) Hammerfist1245: “lead it over to this lightning trap Pete!” Pistol Pete: “ok!” (Pistol Pete lures the Cerberus into a lighting trap over a hill, electrocuting it) NIL: “mustard! Let’s both hit his head with a charged attack” Mister mustard: “good idea” (NIL and mustard jump onto a rock above the Cerberus’s head. Mustard charges his hammer and NIL snaps his shield into his blade, extending it. They both jump off the rock at the same time, hitting the Cerberus in the head for large damage) Hammerfist1245: “good job!” (The Cerberus falls onto the ground, giving the group an opening to deal heavy damage. Pistol Pete is punching its head, mustard and NIL are focusing the tail, eventually severing it. The Cerberus recovers and kicks NIL in the stomach, smashing him into a rock) Hammerfist1245: “I’ve got you NIL!” NIL: “I’m fine” (The Cerberus gets back on its feet and launches fire bombs all over the field of battle, igniting them. Pete and mustard take damage from the bombs, injuring them) Mister mustard: “tsk!....stupid bombs” NIL: “y’all hear that?” (Rumbling in the distance is headed for the location the group is fighting in) Pistol Pete: “what’s that noise?” Hammerfist1245: “I’m not sure” (A large dragon is spotted flying towards the Cerberus, it’s a black dragon with 8 heads and 8 tails) NIL: “what the hell is that?” Pistol Pete: “it’s going for the Cerberus! Get back!” (The dragon lands on top of the Cerberus, the dragon is much larger than the Cerberus. The Cerberus tries to use its nuke attack to repel the dragon but fails and loses one of its arms) Mister mustard: “what do we do? Let the dragon kill it?” NIL: “wait....there’s another monster coming” Pistol Pete: “another one?” (A giant alligator monster bursts out of the sand and bites down on the dragon, ripping off one of its heads. The dragon and alligator monsters are fighting each other while the Cerberus has gotten away, trying to find a place to rest) Hammerfist1245: “lets go after the Cerberus” Mister mustard: “forget about those other 2 monsters, they look a lot stronger than the Cerberus” (The group has found the Cerberus sleeping in a cave) Hammerfist1245: “well, I feel bad to kill it but.....let’s blow the cave” NIL: “do you have bombs?” Hammerfist1245: “yeah” NIL: “go for it then” (Hammer sets up explosive charges all around the cave. The group gets to a safe distance and sets off the bombs, killing the Cerberus and burying it under rocks) Pistol Pete: “well, quest done eh?” Mister mustard: “yeah, let’s head back and tell everyone” Hammerfist1245: “poor dog” (Quest over. Everyone receives +1 on their rank. Special ??? Random reward activated. NIL receives 3 rank ups) [spoiler]click tags for previous posts [/spoiler]

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