Make the 50th WYR a combination of the typical WYR stuff and users on offtopic.
Have Echo Sierra's dog poop on you a few times.
Be stuck in a flat earth debate against Krishnas for the rest of your life. Debate doesn't end.
Have Kittimus become real, but violent creatures and invade your home.
Drink somebody's loogie with every meal.
If you want to use these directly, I can edit these out so it's kept as a suprise.
English
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I’m not a violent creature!
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...Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.
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mediocre?
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You pretentious little insignificant artist. Your snivelly creations are worth less than a protazoan's waste.
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I’ll find out what a Kittimu is... one day... *Cackling*