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8/1/2018 12:06:01 AM
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Do Guardians go to the bathroom
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1 ReplyWe eat holographic noodles and pop corn becuse our mouths have been sealed shut
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ORBS!
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it’s kinda like photosynthesis, they take in light from around as food, and then supers, grenades, melee abilities, and class abilities happen
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They dont eat or drink. They are kept alive purely by the light. Without it, their bodies go into starvation, and they get weak. In other words, if nothing is going in, why would anything come out?
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That's what the void is.
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We were dead, and bodily functions are where you start raising questions?
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1 ReplyDo guardians eat?
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3 Repliesno, they don't eat either, we're zombies
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How else is my hunters toilet pap- I mean cloak is brown
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Yes, and Brownsville Station made a song about it.
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They have toilets either in their suits or their ghost does something with it, and if it's the second one I don't want to know what he is doing with it. Unless he is converting it to light poop er... orbs... but if that's the case then when we go super all over things and poop out light we make other guardians clean it up for us....omg....guardians are cats!!!
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Yes. They have to get on the forums and complain about stuff too you know.
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Sure. I soil my armor all the time
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Oh God! That black fluid flowing out of Eris Morn's eyes is... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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5 RepliesDo video game characters in general ever go to the bathroom
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2 RepliesMine will give you a golden shower.
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3 RepliesIt’s what powers your Super.... that yellow bar ain’t yellow for no reason.
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1 ReplyWhy are there female Exos?
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3 RepliesI've always wondered about the day to day lives of guardians. Is the tower full of squalid apartments that we live in, or do we live in our spaceships? Do we get hungry, maybe barbecue up our countless Fallen victims? Do we subsist entirely on popcorn? Do guardians remove their armor to shower or sleep, or do we even need to sleep? Do we dump in our armor, then just jump off the cliff and have our ghosts ressurrect us free from impurities? What would happen if our guardian got their leg stuck in something and had no heavy to kill ourselves, would we spend millions of years trapped in the same spot?
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I mean, I’m sure they can, or they can cause their bladder to explode, fall off the Tower, then respawn with no consequences.
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1 ReplyTheir armor includes a Mr. Fusion unit. Turns your "P" into Power with a capital P. So if you feel nature's call, just... "Let it go, let it go, Can't hold it back anymore..."
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3 RepliesDunno, I'm an EXO.
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Come to think of it, I've never seen my Guardian sleep or eat. 🤔
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Yep.. where do think all the crappy content has come from.....🤗
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Yes, they crap their pants and the ghost transmats it to reef.
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That's a question making me mad since D1 Day 1.
