So last night my wife and I had fish, broccoli, and squash. Today, all of that hit me pretty hard so I had to drop a deuce at work. FYI: Fish, broccoli, and squash make for an absolutely horrid smell!! It was torture in that room! I may have given myself brain damage from the fumes! Anyway, I had to cut it short as a guy walked in, smelled, coughed and said out loud, “G_d🤬 it, if the lung cancer doesn’t kill me, this will!!” I laughed so hard that I could not breath!! Am I a bad person for that?
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Nah man, I shit my pants at a Red Robins once, tried to flush my soiled undies down the toilet, clogged and overflowed said toilet, and ran away. I'm a bad person. Also Red Robins is bad people for making such delicious burgers that make me instantly shit my pants.