It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. I made a fairly popular post based on this concept in the taken king era, and I’d the idea of trying it again. Here’s an example of an exotic: [spoiler] [i][b]Feytol Fury[/b][/i] Exotic SMG “Get it? Because it sounds like fatal? Come on, laugh!” [i]intrinsic perk: hidden meaning[/i] Recoil pattern focuses downward instead of upward. Increased fire rate. [i]Exotic perk: butt of the joke[/i] Dealing precision damage increases body shot damage and gives incredibly high recoil, while continuous body shot damage increases precision damage and reduces recoil. [i]lore[/i] [spoiler]>Markus, do you know why I brought you into my office? #i have no idea whatsoever, your holiness. >cut the games, mark. Tell me, what is this? #its a perfectly fine Omolon SMG, sir. >No, it isn’t! The recoil inhibitors are all out of whack and the kinetic li- #bullet juice. >CAN IT! THIS IS THE EIGHT TAME YOUVE CREATED ONE OF THESE FAILURES, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY! #Its the Feytol Fury. >What the hell does that even mean? #not telling! It’s a secret to everybody. >You’re fired. Grab your trash and leave. Omolon prides in its innovation, not cheap gags. (After leaving office) #what an idiot; he didn’t even get the joke! It’s because it sounds like Fatal! Who won now, huh?[/spoiler][/spoiler] EDIT: I will only add a lore tab if I come up with something truly unique. I want to get done with everyone and not fall behind. EDIT 2: honestly didn’t expect it to get [i]this[/i] popular. I’m politely asking for no more responses. At the moment, that is. Can’t respond to every single person. EDIT 3: all right, fellas. My computer crashed trying to play Warframe, and I could use some tech support. Whoever helps me will be rewarded handsomely. There’s this small red light to the left of the JPWR1 slot on my motherboard (MSI Z170A M5), and that is the only think that is active in my computer. It also won’t turn on. Afraid to pull out the power and destroy my computer. If any of you can find a solution, it would be greatly appreciated. Image attached. EDIT 4: solved computer issue. Took out small battery (looks like a watch Battery) and put it back in.