Any objections will be counted as heresy
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Let me tell you why every class is ass. TITAN ———- Fist of havoc: All it is a hulk smash that does nothing to any yellow or orange bar enemies. It like your having a tantrum over having a weak ass super Hammers: Why the -blam!- did you steal all your dads hammers just to throw them at dumb ass enemies. Now how is your dad gonna fix the washer machine. Sentential: Alright bungie, we can see now your all dc fans and I get it, you like captain America, but I’m pretty sure he didn’t have a frisbee as a shield. HUNTER ————- Golden gun: Why the hell did you bring one of those nerf guns that you shoot then have to pull the thing back to shoot again. WHY? [spoiler]and all celestial does is add a little needle to the tip of the dart... don’t even say it.[/spoiler] Night stalker: Alright, who the hell gave this guy sugar. When you pop a tether you act like some hunger games katnis Everdeen . Then you get all this sticky shit everywhere and it keeps the enemies together. But they don’t really care so they will just be even more mad at you and kill you even faster. Arc strider: Yah it’s just a guy who thinks he’s some badass ninja with a piece of pvc pipe. Like Bro come down, I can just shoot you once with my nerf gun and you’ll die. And last but not least... The most pointless and useless class of all... Drum roll please... [spoiler]THE WARLOCK[/spoiler] dawn blade: Yah it just the exact thing as hammers but with sticks. Nova bomb: I mean, have you ever been in a pool and just push your palm forward in the water. You know, like you go “Kamee kamee... HAAAAAAAAAA” and push a lot of water forward. That’s pretty much what a nova bomb is. Storm caller: Well I saved the best for last. When you pop a storm trance, you literally become emperor palpatine, but your like his younger more -blam!- brother who doesn’t understand he’s supposed to be killing everything, not tickling them. And that’s why all the classes and abilities are ass. Any questions?
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1 ReplyI like warlocks but I always thought that people who refer to classes as races, were either dumb or children or both.
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#warlockmasterrace #exomasterrace Any objections, meatbags?
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I used to be a #HunterMasterClass but I’m returning row warlock now. Like the armor (although IB hunter armor is THE BEST armor in the game right now) and always have loved Dawnblade.
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1 ReplyEdited by Deno: 6/1/2018 3:41:58 PMHunter = Class Titan = Class Warlock = Class Human = Race Awoken = Race Exo = Race This is why you morons will never be Master Class!! [spoiler]#HunterMasterClass[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Acytic: 6/1/2018 4:22:50 PMI thought Warlocks were the smart guys....... [spoiler]Warlock is a class of guardian not a race[/spoiler]
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Happiness is a delusion of the weak. ... True Happiness stems only from Duty. The blood of martyrs is the seed of the Imperium. Heresy grows from idleness
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*class is what you mean.
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Never really played warlock.. did for a tiny bit in d1 when I want to go full easy mode in pvp.. Holy crap it was beyond cheesy. Step one, equip shotgun. Step two, float above door to bait Step three, use shot gun Step four if needed, melee Repeat. But I agree, master race. Everybody loves the easy mode in pvp. D2 is little more balanced.. took a little more skill to play. The many ways to self heal help. The op melee is back. Now you get grenade galore... something that was once an exotic perk is now just a reward for a melee kill... from the second best melee class in the game.
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Not anymore, they no longer have their stormcaller sniper melee
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No thumb skill master race
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[i]Technically..[/i] [spoiler]Exo, master race.[/spoiler]
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Class
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But... Hunters with dodge and Thiccboyes with autorifles and AWR...
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Preach
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6 Replies[quote]Any objections will be counted as heresy[/quote] You only think warlocks are the master class, bungee gave keeps giving you Titan ability
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I was already a heretic so...