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Edited by Lucille2199:
5/4/2018 5:13:30 PM
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Spoiler Alert: Tess Dies
How would you want Tess to die?
P.S. This is a joke, I do not hate D2, I'm just aggravated that aside from prophecy weapons, cosmetics "earned" from eververse are the only thing you can grind for.
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2 RepliesActually, I’m big fan of Claudia Black, so I’d rather not see the character that she plays get killed off. Having said that, Bungie is probably going to have to re-package Tess Eververse again now that the Netherlands and Belgium have declared that loot boxes are now illegal ( and I would not be surprised if more European countries hopped onto that band wagon ).
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1 ReplyChina re-emerges as the global leader of manufacturing on earth..... and beyond. They see a planetary market for trinkets that is worth billions of space bucks, dominated by one vendor who has rest on their laurels to the point where they only greet their customers with 5 phrases. The Chinese take over the Dreadnaught, because of its logistical advantage in the solar system. They 'adopt' cabal technology with the drop pods. And begin underselling Tess. Donald Everess, son of Tess, starts a trade war with China. Foolishly underestimating their access to raw materials and superior drop drop distribution system. Years prior to this, they infiltrate the trading company, and copy their trinkets, and lore, and means of production. Years of cheaper products with on demand delivery puts The Eververse out of business. The Eververse becomes the BlockBuster of its era.
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6 RepliesWaaaaaaahhhhhhh bungo remove eververse waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh make eververse rewards drop after completing activities Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh bungo why is a ghost nightfall specific loot Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
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[quote]This is getting disturbing, some one tell me how to delete posts.[/quote]
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2 RepliesTie her to a speeding sparrow and let her ram straight into the Forklift of Doom.
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2 RepliesI like Tess. She has that “naughty teacher” vibe going and I can’t lie. I love it.
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6 RepliesAm I the only one that actually likes Tess?
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if only
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Awwww man you forgot the all of the above option...
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1 ReplyWhatever happens, imma smash first.
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3 RepliesI’d like to see Tess die while being locked behind the pay wall!
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1 ReplyI’m not apart of the Tess hate squad but why isn’t there a “something bad from fenchurch” option?
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5 RepliesHaving to listen to liberals crying about trump. That would be torture
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Feed her to the hounds
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1 ReplyEither the Nine send a hit squad because she's not paying the vig OR she ODs on Bright Dust
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15 RepliesAlright... It all starts with Fenchurch... hear me out, get hold of him, and rob him of all his shit he is stocking Tess with. take control of the import / export of goods to eververse and then slowly start giving the supplies to other vendors, leaving Tess with Nothing. she will be going bankrupt. and she will turn to Wormspore. going on Benders at a time, she is forced to become a Body Slave to that Blind Fallen Captain, who takes forever to find the cave, because he is blind. degraded and robbed of her dignity, she goed to the highest spot she can find in the EDZ, Firebase Hades, where she just Jumps. she then lands on a Threser ship and breaks her ankle, that same thresher ship lands in the Firebase, where they are busy stockpiling to invade Mercury. she climbs into the cargo hold with her broken ankle. Rotting, the Dogs wont even give her a second sniff. Finally Landing on Mercury, she Manages to crawl into the Lighthouse, beaten, bruised. and brother vance takes her in, where she dies in 24 hours of Boredom, Listening to him ramble over Osiris.
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Crushed to death after rapid structural failure of 7 support columns in her shop cause a collapse.
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She won't die. I'll invite her onto my ship and watch others either like the decision, dislike it, and it will still be me. Getting tess off world. Along with anyone else who needs help on that day. Simple enough choice and one where even basic DnD character alignments make more sense then "I dislike tess for _________ reason(s)".
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Lol bye bitch
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I "like" how she basically trolls us when we stand near her long enough (which I avoid as much as I can) by saying: "It's going to take more than a Cabal invasion to shut down Eververse!"
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2 Replies#DIXOUTFORLEVANTE
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1 ReplyDeath by lack of monetary donations.
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THIS IS SPARTA
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3 RepliesAll the guardians using their super on her. At the same time.
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Destiny 3: Shaxx throwing Tess off the tower edition
