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Edited by stonebrixxx2: 2/10/2018 2:27:52 AM
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Offtopic The Movie 2: Episode 1

[i]Yes, I know. I was gonna post tomorrow but screw it. In honor of the recent genocide I have decided to spice things up a bit.[/i] _________________________________________ Unknown Voice: Hello, Drbeastboss... You have done well. Drbeastboss: What?! Were am I, did the others survive? Speaker Announcement: Welcome back, soldiers, follow your instructor to the room 286. Drbeastboss: What the hell is going on... Stonebrixxx2: Beast... How? Drbeastboss: Stone? What happened. Unknown Voice (Dr. S): Follow me, I will explain. _________________________________________ At room 286 _________________________________________ *Hundreds of people of there, most are familiar* Dr. S: Hello, fellow soldiers. My name is Saitonia and you just participated in the S-777 Simulation. [i]Crowd[/i]: *Mumbles of confusion* Dr. Saitonia: Yes I know you are confused. Me and my coworkers God and Zuul may have appears to you in the simulation through projection. Stone, Zuul appeared to you in a call telling you to give him a flash drive of S-777 data, Slade, I appeared to you to make the simulation go as we expected the plot to work out. Slade Wilson: So out whole life in that simulation was... Fake? Saitonia: I know it is hard to conceive. But it is to train you for the war to come. The war against the desti🅱️les. Drbeastboss: They arent fake. Saitonia: They are not what the simulation portayed them to be. You see, its more like a disease, but some have it worse than others. Most of you have it, but dont have any symptoms. Stonebrixxx2: Symptoms? Saitonia: Zuul? Zuul: Yes symptoms like mass amounts of sodium chloride. Saitonia: Anyway, back to the main point. You all player your roles really good, and fought well, but our top scorers are: Drbeastboss, Jovis Joesun, Sono Sugoi Nazo, BonnyDaSlaya, Stonebrixxx2, Nokic, M1SleighRide, Døøb, Puff Padre, and Monocole Man. I had lots of faith in you, thats why I gave you big roles. Stonebrixxx2: But why did you add all that... Wierd stuff in the simulation? Saitonia: Stone you probably wont remember yet but you were the main project leader on making the simulation. Stonebrixxx2: Oh. Monocole Man: When do we get our memories back? God: The effect wears off in a day or so, you were only in the simulation for 48 hours. Saitonia: Get a good nights sleep, I have some more explaining to do tomorrow. ________________________________________ 10:00 AM Saitonia: Follow me, we are going to the training campus. *At the training campus* Saitonia: The Grand Capital of Destiny is our main enemy, we sometimes preform raids on them to disarm them, and protect from attacks. They are growing stronger, there are not many, but a few masterminds behind this that do indeed have sever desti[b]([/b]le but it mutates them into masterminds. Stonebrixxx2: So why do they hate us? Saitonia: We have a long history, but recently they attacker our city and damaged it, but it is pretty much entirely fixed up now with few casualties. They are starting to get more powerful than the evil Ninja Gods themselves. Drbeastboss: Do you smell that? *Cough Cough* Krishnas Prophet: That isnt regular smoke. Zuul: Saitonia! The capital of destiny has been nuked, so has gaming and feedback! *Turns on live feed* News: Missles from an unknown source are attacking the entirety of bnet! Wherever you are, take cover! Drbeastboss: Holy Sh.... *Everyone looks back to see a missle hitting buildings nearby, devastating the whole city of offtopic* Stonebrixxx2: What is that... *A huge skyscraper sized walking statue with a sword as tall as itself is destroying the entirety of the downtown area of offtopic* Saitonia: I knew it couldnt be destiny, why would they blow themselves up, But i had no idea this day would come... [i]He has returned[/i] 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 01100101 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 01101010

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