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1/5/2018 9:58:20 PM
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The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda
The Bee Movie recently came on Netflix, and me and my family decided to watch it for the meme. I largely enjoyed, but as the movie went on I noticed something sinister. The Bee Movie is fascist propaganda. My family thought I was insane but it's true. Let's look at the story here. Barry B. Benson, faced with the soul-sucking repetitiveness of proletarian life working for Honex, decides to try to free himself and goes outside of the hive. After doing outside stuff, he figures out that bees are being exploited by humans, because humans are expropriating their honey/surplus value. Barry, having achieved class consciousness, starts a lawsuit/proletarian revolution. Barry, with the help of the bee proletariat, wins. Post-scarcity is reached, and fully automated luxury bee communism is achieved. It should be paradise. However, this is not where the movie ends. Because of some bullshit mismanagement, bees just stop doing anything, including pollination. The world's vegetation begins to die, and Barry has to deal with the guilt of closing his class-traitor girlfriend's flower shop and spelling the end of life on earth as we know it. To solve the issue, the bees work with the humans to solve the crisis, and afterwards, bees continue to make honey and allow humans to use it. In other words, they solve their problems by ending f luxury bee communism and promoting -blam!-ING CLASS COLLABORATION. How dare Jerry Seinfeld imply that fully automated luxury bee communism would doom us? How dare he try to tell us that fascist class collaboration is the answer? Who knew that by watching and sharing increasinglully automatedy accelerating apian cinematic memes we were helping the enemy? I don't beelieve it.
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[quote]The Bee Movie recently came on Netflix, and me and my family decided to watch it for the meme. I largely enjoyed, but as the movie went on I noticed something sinister. The Bee Movie is fascist propaganda. My family thought I was insane but it's true. Let's look at the story here. Barry B. Benson, faced with the soul-sucking repetitiveness of proletarian life working for Honex, decides to try to free himself and goes outside of the hive. After doing outside stuff, he figures out that bees are being exploited by humans, because humans are expropriating their honey/surplus value. Barry, having achieved class consciousness, starts a lawsuit/proletarian revolution. Barry, with the help of the bee proletariat, wins. Post-scarcity is reached, and fully automated luxury bee communism is achieved. It should be paradise. However, this is not where the movie ends. Because of some bullshit mismanagement, bees just stop doing anything, including pollination. The world's vegetation begins to die, and Barry has to deal with the guilt of closing his class-traitor girlfriend's flower shop and spelling the end of life on earth as we know it. To solve the issue, the bees work with the humans to solve the crisis, and afterwards, bees continue to make honey and allow humans to use it. In other words, they solve their problems by ending f luxury bee communism and promoting -blam!-ING CLASS COLLABORATION. How dare Jerry Seinfeld imply that fully automated luxury bee communism would doom us? How dare he try to tell us that fascist class collaboration is the answer? Who knew that by watching and sharing increasinglully automatedy accelerating apian cinematic memes we were helping the enemy? I don't beelieve it.[/quote]
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19 RepliesThe more I look at the world around me the more fascism seems more likely to bring the unity we desperately need. Enthostates no longer seem taboo. Nationalism seems more like a savior than anything. Why?
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If anything. It’s actually communist propaganda, showing that when everyone does their part, things work out, but once the bees, a smaller group, have what they want, everyone else suffers except for them. [spoiler]Not that communism works. [/spoiler]
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Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood
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46 RepliesCommunism and fascism are very similar
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1 ReplyThis has to bee copypasta
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[quote][spoiler][u][i][b] Y A L I K E J A Z Z[/b][/i][/u][/spoiler][/quote]
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Is this copypasta? It is now!
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Unbeelievable.
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Joseph Goebbels at his finest.
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4 RepliesCommunism only works if humans are innately good and not selfish creatures. It’s a utopian dream that won’t ever work as long as humans are involved, no matter how much money you throw at it. It will ultimately rely, as it has given us examples in history, on forced compliance. I’ll choose the free market over that until a better form of governance proves itself.
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Ever see "Sliding Doors"? That movie spends 90% of its running time basically explaining how our lives are the results of random events and free will rather than fate... then at the end it pulls a 180 and plays the "it's fate" card.
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1 Replybut if the humans are supposed to represent the jews why does seinfeld play the bee
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STAND BACK [spoiler][b][i][u]T H E S E A R E W I N T E R B O O T S[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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[quote][quote][quote][b][u][i]F O R T H E Q U E E N B E E L A N D[/i][/u][/b][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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....what the -blam!- is wrong with you people? 0.o
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And here I thought I liked Jazz
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Fascism is the true end result of an ungrateful revolution.
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2 RepliesFascism is more than just being anti-communist.
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1 ReplyI feel like you made the wall of text just to use the pun at the end.
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I enjoyed the film, but I didn’t really understand why Barry began screaming racial slurs whenever an African American was on screen.
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The Lorax is better
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57 RepliesFascism is anti-communist. It literally arises from the people to prevent communism from spreading. sage
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Only new (2000+) kids movie that talks about the characters committing suicide.
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I drink honey to fuel my fascism
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No no that wasn't [i]real[/i] communism.
