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1/4/2018 6:52:52 AM
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Cabal reproduction explained!!
According to my backing and from conversations with the Destiny lore master My Name is Jef, there are the Metal Gods orbiting earth, laying metal eggs that fall to the earths surface crushing innocent guardians and unleashing their spawn against humanity.
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19 RepliesYou forgot that these Metal Gods exist above every planet, especially the planet Nessus. And according to xXThaL0reM4sTa420Xx the Metal Gods use a mixture of Deez Nuts and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to produce Metal Engram Cabalz.
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1 ReplyFat Albert gets together with Miss Piggy, and, well.......
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2 RepliesSo how come they have armour on? Do the metal Gods just think 💭 these are too ugly we must hide then?
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1 ReplyWell....Damn... And here all this time I thought they were the love childs of He-man and Zoidberg!
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3 RepliesThe Cabal have 6 words for "harder" and no words for "not tonight I've got a headache"
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3 RepliesSooo cabal fertalize an artificial uterus, then they shoot there fetuses from space, without there consent, forcing them to fight an army of immortal space wizards and there god with no hope for survival Thats pretty -blam!-ed up
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3 RepliesEdited by ChiefDevilEggs: 1/7/2018 7:15:08 PMMake no mistake.... it gets physical...
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1 ReplyWhen a mommy cabal and a daddy cabal love each other very much. The daddy cabal will show her his warbeast and caballs and stick it..........
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1 ReplySo what you're saying is...elites really do hatch from eggs?
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1 ReplyEdited by SuperJohnJohn: 1/8/2018 3:33:59 PMuh, you forgot, the were metal [i]slug[/i] gods...
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1 ReplyI call it Tea bagged.
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3 RepliesSo the cabal hamster wheels actually birth new cabal? [spoiler]mind=blown[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesAnother underage 9yr old playing the game. Where are your parents??? Sucking a crack pipe?
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1 Reply+A 10/10 logic 😂
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1 ReplyYou forgot the Caballs.
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10 RepliesI get it’s fake lore, but did you honestly think people would laugh at this? Is this comedy to you?
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1 ReplyThey should watch where they lay their eggs; they've crushed me on way too many occasions
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3 RepliesEdited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 1/5/2018 5:45:20 PMOh? Our version was that there was a swan who carries and drops babies from the heavens on people's doorsteps. The reason why the swan did this was so that people don't have to do sex because it was forbidden!!!!
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1 ReplyLol what? I've never of the Lore master My Name is Jef.
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