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12/21/2017 6:02:34 PM
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Why was Santa's Little Helper depressed?
Because he had low [b]elf[/b] esteem.
[spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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5 Replies[i]....[/i]
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1 ReplyHe played VRchat.
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3 RepliesI’m sorry but Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
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3 RepliesI thought you were referring to Bart’s dog.
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1 ReplyEdited by CarneAsadaMilk: 12/21/2017 6:42:16 PM??? Santa's little helper is a greyhound.
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3 RepliesWhy did the elf work in the north pole? [spoiler] Because mans not hot. [/spoiler] [spoiler] [b] [u] SKYAAH!!!™ [/u] [/b] [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat sort of motor bike does Santa ride ?
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3 RepliesHe's never depressed.
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1 ReplyHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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2 RepliesLUL3D
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1 ReplyEdited by Zyklon B: 12/22/2017 12:27:50 AMBut Santa's Little Helper is a dog
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2 RepliesEdited by Ahsinjii: 12/22/2017 2:34:30 AM[b] [/b]
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1 ReplyBut he a doggo
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1 ReplyBecause he couldn’t get up?
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3 RepliesBecause that guy at the race track got rid of him on Christmas eve.
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1 ReplyIt depends on what he was helping Santa with.
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3 RepliesWhat do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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1 ReplyEhhhh, that’s pretty weak tbh
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1 ReplyMy only regret is that I can only downvote this post once.
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2 Replies[quote]low elf esteem[/quote]😂 [spoiler]you get a shiny 25cent piece for that young man[/spoiler][spoiler]kupo!![/spoiler]
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2 Replies
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[i]Heh.[/i]
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Edited by Sainyule: 12/22/2017 3:41:52 AMIs that why you [b][i]WeReN't aT eLf PrAcTiCe[/i][/b]
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*chuckles happily
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9 RepliesI get it!
