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12/17/2017 2:29:27 PM
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Do You Fart After Banging Your Balls?
Like after you get kicked/hit in the nuts and you are done writhing on the floor, a fart always ultimately comes, a sign that the storm has passed. Is this just me or do you other dudes have this?
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#Offtopic
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Why are men like this
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No but it sounds oddly satisfying.
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6 RepliesFlat Earth denier kicking you in the balls? She's just turning your balls into the shape you think the Earth is.
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2 Repliesi haven't been kicked in the balls since 1986. i did fart twice while typing this.
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Never been hit down there, nor do I plan to.
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I'm usually in too much agony to notice anything so minor as cutting the cheese.
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i haven't been kicked in the balls in a while
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Apparently people still deny this [spoiler] I'm super funny lol[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesNo, I get kicked in the balls after I fart.
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[spoiler] [/spoiler]
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Edited by Sainyule: 12/18/2017 12:45:46 AMUsually you smoke after you bang but I mean, dude, why are you banging your balls? I get they're twins but dude, [i]dude[/i]
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No, I straight up poop after...
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4 RepliesNo, my ball is the Earth [spoiler]Suck it, Flatbread[/spoiler]
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With or without a bat?
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2 RepliesI’ve never been kicked in the nuts Krishna... what are you doing to receive such an attack? Are you PvPing Holocaust Deniers?
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Why are you getting kicked in the nuts? Seems like if you tone down on the douchebaggery you are less likely to be kicked in the pills.
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4 RepliesNo. For some reason though, the Safety Dance song came to mind, but instead of dance...... We can fart if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't fart and if they don't fart Well, they're no friends of mine Say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can fart (Fart!) We can go when we want to The night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise 'em with the victory cry Say, we can act if we want to If we don't, nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed And I can act like an imbecile And say, we can fart, we can fart Everything's out of control We can fart, we can fart They're doing it from pole to pole We can fart, we can fart Everybody look at your hands We can fart, we can fart Everybody's taking the chance Safety fart Oh well, the safety fart Ah yes, the safety fart We can farr if we want to We've got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it Everything'll work out right I say, we can fart if we want to We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't fart and if they don't fart Well, they're no friends of mine I say, we can fart, we can fart Everything's out of control We can fart, we can fart We're doing it from pole to pole We can fart, we can fart Everybody look at your hands We can fart, we can fart Everybody's taking the chance Oh well, the safety fart Ah yes, the safety fart Oh well, the safety fart Oh well, the safety fart Oh yes, the safety fart Oh, the safety fart, yeah Well, it's the safety fart It's the safety fart Well, it's the safety fart Oh, it's the safety fart Oh, it's the safety fart Oh, it's the safety fart
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6 RepliesI don't get hit in the nuts because I'm not a douche.
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1 ReplyEdited by Bieltan: 12/17/2017 11:16:09 PMI cant remember the last time a post tickled me as badly as this one. I'm having legit giggle fits. For the record: no.
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I fart mostly when I get gas
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I've tried to pop 'em too many times to be put on the ground by getting hurt there.
