December 7th, 2016 At Bungie headquarters.
An influx of employees start making their way around a big table in the meeting room they call 'the meeting room'. It's raining outside, the room smells like KFC, sweat, and axe body spray. Brandon the intern is handing out mountain dews to everyone. A few people huddling in the hall way, one guy leaning on the doorway to the inside of the office. Bob the market team leader is standing at a white board announces to the room "today begins day one in preparing a story for Destiny 2, today we are just gonna share some ideas"
Brandon the really tall bean pole intern has the balls to say "let's build on the exo stranger story"
He's berated by all the current employees for even suggesting such a thing.
Tom the guy who designed Variks suggests turning Variks into the leader behind the rise of siva.
Luke Smith tells him to shut the hell up as he squeezes his two blue stress engrams.
Out in the hall way Deej and Cozmo mention about all the talk of Eris potentially being a villain and rising again with the taken. Cozmo laughs "we would never be able to make them believe something like that could happen".
Luke Smith rolls out of his seat, stumbles over to the white board ripping the marker out of Bobs hand. He writes 'The Eververse Trading company'. Everyone looks around the room, Bob says to Luke "you want us to build a story around Tess Everis?"
Luke Smith slurps the drool from his chin "no you -blam!-ing morons, I want you to build a game around the Eververse trading company, and I want you to take everything away from them"
"Mr. Smith" Bob shudders.
Luke smith scolds Bob "ALL OF IT, I WANT YOU TO DESTROY THE TOWER, TAKE AWAY THEIR LIGHT, BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND"
"Ghauly Mr. smith... That's a. . . "
"What, Bob what do you not understand?"
"Uhh. . . Nothing sir... It's just, that's a sharpie marker you used on the white board".
English
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In the U.K. we call axe body spray 'lynx'. True story.
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LOL SEE I KNEW IT!
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Brilliant. Have your +1 random citizen and good day
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"you're going to want to throw your money at the screen"