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Edited by Ez:
12/2/2017 5:02:43 PM
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You Can't Simply Uncrap a Turd.
The changes Bungie listed are positive - at least to some degree, but it won't please the malcontents - it can't.
Many of the complaints are regarding systems built into the core of what Destiny 2 is. Changes to the degree of what some people (who want to go back to D1) are screaming for is going to be extraordinarily difficult if not flat-out impossible.
It's like the whole [i][b]Masterwork[/b][/i] version of legendaries. Some are already in an uproar over the fact they have random [i]stats[/i] rather than [i]perks[/i]. Yes, it's only a half way solution, but even at that it has the potential to instantly make a number of weapons overpowered, which is why the randomized roll system was scrapped in the first place. They will never please everyone.
All in all while listing their immediate roadmap is a positve thing, it's really not going to change anything. Those in an uproar will continue to be in an uproar, and those who like the game in general who feel it's just lacking some things will be pleased.
This forum will still be a dumpster fire regardless, and that won't change until Destiny 2 changes at its core -- which will then piss off those who for the most part like the changes.
The fire will rage on either way.
Edit: I'm glad this thread didn't turn in to a dumpster fire. Perhaps a glimmer of hope.
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1 Replythis post can't simply get off the trending page for some reason
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You can’t uncrap a turd eh? Hahaha...Challenge accepted. *About to enter bathroom stall* I’ll have you know, I’ve never failed a challenge... *Goes into bathroom stall* (A “plop” sound echoes throughout the bathroom followed by an long and rather intense scream shorty afterwards) *Waddles out of stall* .............. *proceeds to intensely scrub hands with ever bit of soap in the soap dispensers before waddling up to you and whispering* I never fail
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1 ReplyYou clearly have never heard of an Alaskan pipeline.
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Ever heard of an Alaskan pipeline? I'll let myself out...
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Oh god. I just imagined someone "uncrapping" a turd. Let's just say....it goes in reverse.
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I don't think anyone at bungie can uncrap a turd but they can roll it in glitter - Masterworks...
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No but you can roll it in glitter :)
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4 RepliesI saw 2 girls 1 cup. It CAN happen. Would not recommend 0/10
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3 RepliesEdited by SpakulatorX: 12/2/2017 2:29:01 PMHaha, turds! Good one! See you on the 5th, and hope you enjoy the expansion!
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Yes you can. [b]Watch me.[/b] [spoiler]It hurts[/spoiler]
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Yes you can unshit a turd. Have you ever seen the episode of South park, cartman gets implanted by aliens in his ass. He shits out the implant which is a huge space satellite. Immediately after he shits it out, it goes right back up his butthole. Stan: Dude! Sweet! Kyle: Yeah. Check it out! Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the god darn baby!Kyle: Kick it! [kicks Ike][an alien satellite dish has fully expanded from within Cartman's ass] Kyle: Are you okay? Cartman: Dude.... You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome. Chef: Well, doctor? Proctologist: I've never quite seen this before. Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream....[the dish immediately re-enters Cartman at high speed] Stan: You alright? Cartman: You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALRIGHT!
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The will attempt to polish this turd. But they'll still just end up stroking shit...
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1 ReplyIt seems like the developers are cats because they keep shitting in the game's sandbox with every change.
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3 RepliesSomething you didn’t mention, Bungie doesn’t care. Everything works as intended, the game is great, all the little fanboys are buying into the game and every expansion. Patches throughout 2019 are all ready, PR messages included, cock sucking streamers present, little fanboys fed.
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3 RepliesBut...you CAN put stickers on it to make it pretty and throw glitter at it to make it sparkle!
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1 ReplyThat "state of destiny 2" is nothing but a fake apology from desperate people trying to fool the gulible into handing them more money.
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1 Reply[quote]You simply can't uncrap a turd.[/quote] True, but watching Bungle trying to stuff the shit back into the proverbial horse is providing some pretty high-quality entertainment.
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6 RepliesThere’s a saying in sales... Give a man a good deal he tells 2 maybe 3 of his friends. Give a man a bad deal he tells everyone... There is a HUUUUGE offset in feedback because the ones that like what they have you will hear from 2-3% of the time............. Let that set in.
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1 ReplyI tried once. Things got real messy and people were mad after they shook my hand.
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2 RepliesYou can uncrap a turd. It feels cold though. Didnt read your post, just wanted to get that off my chest.
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I’ve seen this same exact argument regarding mods when we fussed about the absurdly long ability cooldowns. Yet, here we are.
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It looks like you most people want to go back to Destiny One. This game loses a large percentage of its base every week. The other day, I’m not sure if it was PVP or total, the game dipped below 500k for the first time in franchise history. This game is terrible and would have already been forgotten if not for the legacy of its predecessor.
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Like I said 2 months ago...turd in a Tiffany box.
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...that title tho. LOL Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!
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Not really, cuz there is only 2 of you that like the changes, so more like a puff of smoke.
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1 ReplySadly, you have the right of it. I've tried to be a voice for balance and restraint, but I'm a serious minority here. They actually call me a fanboy, because I'm not either spouting hate or kissing the butt of people who do.
