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11/21/2017 2:59:59 PM
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I bought 26 ps4s(one for each bedroom). Then I realized that wasn’t enough so I bought 11 ps4 pros(one for each bathroom). Still wasn’t enough. I counted the outlets in my garage. There’s 12 so I figured let’s try the new Xbox(one for each outlet). Just to be on the safe side I purchased three collector’s editions for each console(you never know).
Now I turn on every console and play every single one simultaneously. It is a whole lot of work playing them all at once so I decided to install four elevators. Now the problem I face is remembering all the different accounts and passwords. So I hired a full time butler(another one to add to the already full time staff of 40) just to follow me around and remind me of the the things I can’t be bothered with.
Well now with me running around the house playing Destiny ‘round the clock I realized we needed more kitchens(three isn’t enough). I built a kitchen in each room, bathroom and garage. Of course I had to hire 37 more chefs(now we have 40).
After all of this I realized we need random gun rolls.
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OMG, that was the greatest story I’ve ever heard. Can you tell it again? Do you have time?
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Let me tell you about my boat. "The Belafonte" was a long-range sub hunter during the Second World War, which we bought from the U.S. Navy for $900,000. The sauna was designed by an engineer from the Chinese space program and we keep a Swedish masseuse on staff. We have a lab for scientific research and experiments. Our kitchen contains probably some of the most technologically advanced equipment on the ship. Eleanor- my wife- put together a top-notch research library for us with a complete first-edition set of The Life Aquatic companion series. We process our own rushes, and keep a cutting room onboard so we can do an assembly while shooting. Built at the bottom is an observation bubble-which I thought up in a dream, actually. The engine room has some problems with the bearing casings, but we can't afford to fix them this year. Topside we've got the bridge,the minisub, an old chopper, and all kinds of radar and sonar and underwater movie gadgets. Two albino scouts swim with the ship. They're supposedly very intelligent... although I've never seen any evidence of it.
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Holy shit dude, I'm crying!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Exactly. Well said. 8)
