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8/27/2010 1:20:35 AM
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Dumbest Jokes Ever Here:
Share the dumbest jokes you heard, they often times are funny just because they're dumb. (Keep 'em clean please)
I made this one up yesterday:
What did the supraspinatus say to the sternocleidomastoid?
You're superficial
What was the sternocleidomastoid's response to the supraspinatus's observation?
That was deep.
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Ready for this? Sarah Palin. Kidding, of course. I'm sure that, outside of hunting wolves, she's a perfectly respectable person. Its just her master of the English language is very... lacking. Anyhow, onto the joke: What do you call cheese that does not belong to you? Nacho cheese. *Head asplodes*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl Jeebus lx O.K. this is horrible but: What did the blind, deaf and retarded kid get for Christmas? Cancer.[/quote] Am I considered an -blam!- if I LMAO at this?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wizzy Piggy Mum joke: Your mums like a bus. Everyone gets a ride for cheap prices![/quote] Your mum's like a bus. 24 at a time... [Edited on 10.08.2010 11:01 PM PDT]
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O.K. this is horrible but: What did the blind, deaf and retarded kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave It's only premarital sex..... .....If you planned to get married.[/quote] My life.
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You're retardedly funny.
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that's creepy O.o
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ivanwarrior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DokuGUITARbunnY And this... [url=http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/598/1228880648422np9.jpg]Yo Dawg.[/url][/quote] literally rotflol[/quote]yep.
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I don't know.
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Mum joke: Your mums like a bus. Everyone gets a ride for cheap prices!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxMIKE 117xx A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" durr hurr[/quote] It's like this. So a guy walks into a bar, what does the person behind him do/ He ducks. ^I find this one retardedly funny.
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Once there were 2 homos. The first said to the other one "Hey." Then an atomic bomb dropped and landed in the second ones big buttery bumcheeks. LOL GET IT? [Edited on 08.27.2010 11:27 AM PDT]
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What's black, white, and read all over? -A newspaper. A man walks into a bar and bets the bartender 500 dollars that he could stand 15 feet away on a bar stool and pee into a shot glass. He gets up, and pisses all over the bar, he doesn't get a drop of urine in the glass. He pays the Bartender 500 ddllars. The bartender asks, "Why'd you bring 500 to a bar just to lose it in a bet? The man says, "I bet the guy over there 1,000 dollars that I would stand on a bar stool and piss all over the bar." The man leaves 500 dollars richer. [Edited on 08.27.2010 11:07 AM PDT]
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll sh,it on its head." [Edited on 08.27.2010 11:01 AM PDT]
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why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? to get ran over by a car.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Midnight Hawk2 Knock Knock whose their? Abe Lincoln Abe Lincoln who? What? don't you know me? [/quote] Knock Knock Whose their? Tomas Jefferson Tomas Jefferson who? Was Abe Lincoln just here?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr WhatsItToYa What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?[/quote]Best joke so far.
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Why does a graffe have a long neck? because it has smelly feet! I slapped my friend for telling me that
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tito The Builder There is a Cheerios box... there is no punch-line."[/quote] I shortened it for ya! Knock Knock whose their? Abraham Lincoln Abraham Lincoln who? What? don't you know me?
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What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
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So a guy is hanging out with his friend, and he ask his friend what's new? He said he got a job a few weeks ago. He works at a fishing company. So the guy ask his friend hows the job? The friend says he's a baiter, but he just got promoted. He's now a master baiter!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FJFC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Conquistadorr Knock knock.[/quote] Come in.[/quote] Noooooo! xP You're supposed to say who's there. BLAM.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Conquistadorr Knock knock.[/quote] Come in.
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Man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe, it lies down on the floor as he drinks his pint. Then the man goes to leave. The bartender shouts to him: 'Hey, you can't leave that lying there!' The man replies: 'It's not a lion, it's a giraffe.' BADUMTISH.
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Knock knock.
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Two nerds who love Manga were excitedly discussing the new episode at lunch time. An international student from Europe who didn't know what manga was overheard and ran over, excited to start a conversation with them. "I'm -blam!- too, can I talk with you guys?"
