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Edited by VerySpookySoup:
11/8/2017 4:28:38 PM
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Obligatory "D2 Sucks" Post
This is an obligatory post about me telling you, yes you, how much D2 sucks and how much better D1 is. Shocking isn't it? It's not like you've already read 1,000 other posts like mine but I'm telling you, my post is a special post. You see it uses the same points everyone else has made about why the game sucks except I take those same points and use them over and over again! Pretty neat huh? Oh did I tell you I'm a year 1 veteran from D1? Well now you know because you definitely needed to know that little bit of information about me and how long I've been playing Destiny. I know you all definitely care about all of this. You guys want to know the best part about all this? Of course you do! Well the best part is that even though I say I hate this game, I'm still gonna play it and just keep on making posts like these on the forums because I'm a big hypocrite! Playing other games? Pffffft right. Whoever came up with that idea is in need of mental help... I'm just going to keep on complaining about a game that I continue to play and you all are going to have to deal with it!
Obligatory Edit: Obligatory edit stating that we are trending even though the post most likely isn't trending.
Second Obligatory Edit: Second obligatory edit exclaiming the posts success despite the post being uninteresting and most likely unsuccessful (Example: HOLY HELL COZMO AND DEEJ GOTTA SEE THIS THANKS FOR THE 1000000 UPDOOTS).
Third Obligatory Edit: Third obligatory edit involving TL;DR because this is a somewhat long post so I'd thought I'd express for all of you.
Also, I will use this edit to show you guys that even my favorite Destiny streamer agrees and dislikes D2 because yes. [url=https://youtu.be/me-ZwJfzx40]link[/url]
Fourth Obligatory Edit: Fourth obligatory edit blaming Deej and Cozmo for all of D2's problems despite them only being community managers and actually not having very much power to solve many issues with game. Also -blam!- you Luke Smith because you're obviously a big issue too even though I have no real reason to say you're a big issue. "If only they would listen to us loyal players."
Fifth Obligatory Edit: Fifth obligatory edit demanding Bungie for a fusion rifle nerf and to buff Dubious Voll- I mean Wardcliff Coil.
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#destiny2
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6 Replieshttps://youtu.be/OUio2fnL7d4
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Them Fusion Rifles!
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If people complain, maybe Bungie will make changes to the game.
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9 RepliesYou’re trying way too hard, pretty cringey. But I noticed something odd about this c*nty sarcastic post: not one single counter-argument to any of the valid criticism
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2 RepliesYou missed one vital point; how many hours you played in Destiny 1. That’s the one that really makes your opinion official.
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3 RepliesEdited by AcidRohnin: 11/8/2017 4:25:25 PMGeneric reply about being confused why others want to post about their emotions on this game. Second part of generic reply about If you do not like something, cease and desist, and therefore should also leave the establishment due to it.
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3 RepliesReply stating that your opinion is incorrect and that my opinion is fact.
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1 Reply😂😂😂 Thank you for this.
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YEAH THIS GAME SUCKS #FreeDabest #NerfMeinLeben
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(Insert dabest line here)
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There's a group of people where either something is the worst ever or the best ever... I'm very much in the group of- most mild and average.
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3 Replies"D" sucks. Or wait, suck "D". No 1 D is good and 2 D is bad. Or is it D2 sucks or do we suck on 2 Ds? ...Wait, what are we mad about again? Sucking on 2 Ds?
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Obligatory performing a sexual act with Bungie comment.
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This made my day
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The classic post using the sarcastic "insert generic statement here" formula to make fun of a popular opinion that is very justified. This post is just as unoriginal as the ones you're making fun of. The difference is that those posts are the posts people want to see.
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1 ReplyShitpost. #crappysatire
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15 RepliesBoth destiny games suck. Let down after let down. They never once have figured out how "we" collectively as fans want to play this game. It's too forced. People want uniqueness with their characters. The characters are all the same. The same emotes, the same armors, same stats, same weapons. What kept destiny alive was it's rolls on guns. Now that's gone there is no reason to play.
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1 ReplyEdited by TechnoKat: 11/8/2017 8:39:20 AMObligatory comment pointing out that Destiny 2 isn't only statistically worse than Destiny, but also objectively and subjectively. Obligatory second part of the comment where I am obligated to point out that you weren't obligated to make this post and that even though you did it arbitrarily and sarcastically, the post is still correct in it's point of parody. [spoiler]Game's shit, mate. I mean, Destiny pre-year 3 was pretty shit, and yet this one is some how worse. It's like Bungievision put on a colostomy bag from year 1 Destiny to year 2 Destiny and then slapped the name 'Destiny 2' on the pouch. Even Curse of Osiris reeks of 'This is something we we're gonna put in Destiny, but held off on it.'[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyObligatory mute.
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Yeah this game sucks #freedabest
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Edited by Househ0ld item: 11/8/2017 3:45:02 PMBungie released the Obligatory vanilla version. Lets give them an Obligatory round of aplause.
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4 RepliesEdited by MidsizeDragon99: 11/8/2017 1:13:15 AMXûr, when will you sell Celestial Nighthawk? I must know...
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Good post. We need more like these. One of them ought to get through to bungie.
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SMF Obligatory H. This is another Obligatory comment about another one of those Obligatory posts about another one of those Obligatory games.
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1 ReplyEdited by xcutioner_0: 11/8/2017 8:25:03 AM[i]Ey, yo. Listen man. Xûr, I know you my ni**a, man. And we tight, man. But this shit inventory you been popping out since October, man... It's gotta stop, yo. I don't wanna be the brotha to pop a High-Caliber Round in yo ass just cause you like selling this shit, or Chico from Jupiter or Freddy Finger-Face or whoever the f*ck got some dirt on you and making you sell their product... It don't matter. I got Mama Pune ventilating down ma' neck as is, homie. Making sure [b]you[/b] do your job, she gets 70% of your dough, and nobody goes six feet under, ya dig? We, and I mean all of us, didn't beat that fat Gary cracka's ass just cause he blew up shit, my ni**a! Now, just give the consumers somethin' nice. Skyburner's Oath would do the trick, man. Maybe even a nice shot of Orpheus Rig, a'ight? Ain't nobody got enough of that stuff yet, ma' man. So, we good? ... Yeah, we good.[/i]
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Obligatory crapper post.
