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11/5/2017 4:02:53 AM
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Sterotypical titan joke
A titan walks into a bar. He proceeds to punch everything into submission.
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D1. A Titan is across the street from a pub and gets meleed by the Stromcaller inside. D2. A Titan goes on a pub crawl and FoHs every one. Because roaming FoH.
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1 ReplyA Cabal, A Vex, A Dreg, and A Titan Walk into a Bar The Bartender Asks who is the Strongest. Immediately the Titan and Cabal tackle each other, and the Dreg runs off After Some Intense Minutes of fighting the Titan gains the Advantage and Shoots the Cabal in the Face. The Titan is Weak with Exhaustion and passes out after beating the Cabal But the Cabals Oil pours out and the Titan Drowns in it The Vex Tells the Bartender " The Titan was the Strongest, but I am the Smartest" Suddenly A Rocket Flies through the still open Door and Kills everyone Inside. The Titan Was the Strongest The Vex Was the Smartest But the Dreg was the Survivor The Moral of this Story is to always close your Door
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A titan, a hunter, and a warlock walk into a bar and... [spoiler]Moxxi says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"[/spoiler]
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Here’s mine: a titan carries a warlock.
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[i]It's thrall good, my dude.[/i]
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2 RepliesWhat's the difference between a Titan and a Legion Phalanx? One is a badass with a shield that protects his brothers and fights with honor... The other is a Titan :P
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A Warlock and a hunter walk into a bar and the titan ducks
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6 RepliesA Hunter walks into a bar. He gets drunk and starts raising hell. The Titan punches him.
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1 ReplyTypical Warlock joke from a warlock main A Warlock walks into a library and obliterates the entire place with his nova bomb because he's read everything and theres nothing new to learn.
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Being punch drunk is so much fun
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David Hasselhoff walks into a bar.... .....then proceeds to stay for the rest of the night until morning.
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1 ReplyAh yes. Titan fisting still the best in destiny. You can keep your golden guns and void arrows. Electric tickle fingers and the like. A good fisting is always the best option.
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Yea this game isn't great
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[quote]A titan walks into a bar. He proceeds to punch everything into submission.[/quote] That would take quite a while !
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A titan walks into a bar, upon realising he has no skill to win a pool game, he fists of panics and goes onto moan about hunters.
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2 RepliesWhy do female Exos have breasts? Because their bodies contain a [i]mother[/i]board!
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1 ReplyEdited by CAD1420Z: 11/5/2017 10:16:32 PM[quote]A titan walks into a bar.[/quote] He proceeds to give every alien sonofabitch a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in, all while tossing their heads away LAUGHING! [spoiler]If no one gets this I will be severely disappointed in you all.[/spoiler]
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A titan walks in- PULSENADE!
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a Titan walks into a bar and says ouch.
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After everything is dead, he panic slams just to make sure everything is actually dead
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Anyone else picture the scene in "Family Guy" when Peter slaps Chris in the back of the head and tells Chris it was the coat rack, after which Chris then starts fighting the coat rack?
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they used to do that, now they just throw pulse grenades and walk away
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2 RepliesIn D1 they would have skated into the bar.
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Everybody knows Titans shoulder charge into bars, get your jokes straight.
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We need everyday joke
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5 RepliesI main a titan but I still find this funny
