On a dark and stormy night, a drunken troll named Poglob stumbled through the wet darkness seeking refuge from the weather. He was a ghastly looking troll, short and stout and covered with super herpes. He had testicular cancer which made his ween-deen smaller than some of the smallest ween-deens in this realm of existence. During his drunken endeavor he came upon the underside of a bridge. It was there he met a lady troll named Stacy. Stacy was shorter than he was and blubberous. She had boobs that were unattractively small for her tremendous body and lopsided. Her body somehow covered in ovarian cysts and her scent was that of oversalted fish left to rot in the sun. But to a drunken Poglob she was at least a solid 2/10 and that was good enough for him. He made sloppy love to her that night. The fluids from their constantly popping herpes and cysts lubricating each other's bodies and making them lust after each other even more. From this heinous act a little troll baby was born. Poglob and Stacy were not smart enough to pick out a name on their own so they used an online troll name generated, thus naming their child lethalviper80. Poglob came to despise his child. Lethalviper80 had inherited his parents ugly traits. He was covered in cysts and herpes. He had an even uglier pair of lopsided boobs than his mother. He had even inherited his dads incredibly small ween-deen because lethalviper80 also had testicular cancer. His testicular cancer had also spread to his -blam!- however, giving him no control over his bowel movements. Sadly because of this, even as he grew older he had to wear diapers. One day poglob told lethalviper80 and Stacy that he was going to town to get a pack of candy cigarettes.... but he never returned. Stacy blamed lethalviper80 for Poglob leaving and would occasionally tie his shoelaces together and push him down the stairs, disfiguring his appearance and impairing his mental capabilities more and more every time. When it was time for lethalviper80 to go to school all the other children made fun of him because of his grotesque looks. Children could be so mean he learned. He came to loath them, his somehow functioning brain filling with hatred. When the other children said they liked pumpkin cookies he would say he hated them even though he refused to ever actually try one. He would just state that pumpkin cookies were just a stripped down version of pumpkin pie and other children were fools for liking them. One day in the classroom another student decided to pants little lethalviper80. It would be a day no one would soon forget. Upon getting pantsed, all the other children in class saw lethalviper80's little wee-deen. They laughed and laughed at him, the embarrassment causing lethalviper80 to have an uncontrollable bowel movement. With his diaper around his ankles there was nothing that could stop the horrible flow of stinky matter that poured from lethalviper80's -blam!-. The children were all screaming in horror, the classroom being filled with this horrible substance within a minutes. Including lethalviper80 himself, there were very few survivors. The story had began to spread around and soon everybody was calling him "little wiener viper diaper." Stacy had become incredibly embarrassed by the existence of her son. One day she chained him in their basement and he was never to be seen again by the outside world. The only source of light he had in the basement was the glowing screen of a computer he had found and connected it to the wifi of a nearby McDonald's. It was there lethalviper80 had learned in all his misery that he garnered some false sense of happiness spreading his trollness across the internet, only taking breaks to eat hot pockets and pleasure himself to foreign news bloopers and puppy videos. What had become of lethalviper80 outside of the Internet? No one knows. Chained down in his basement no one has seen him for years. But some people say that every once in a while during a full moon you can hear the sound of lethalviper80 howling in the night... yelling at the garlicky taste of his own cancerous ween-deen sauce for that's what he ingests for protein when he runs out of hot pockets. Forever sitting in front of a computer screen trapped and trolling the internet. Some would say that this was his fate.... his destiny.

Truth

Do any of you remember a week or two ago, that giant, 3000 upvote post which asked for actual responses from Bungie, and they did not even reply?

I'M BACK!!!! FINALLY MY 1 MONTH BAN IS OVER! Liking ALL of LethalViper's 'content' ;D

It's funny how quickly this community goes from "This game sucks?!" too "This game is amazing and anyone who disagrees needs to shut up" in such a short period of time.

I've seen the list. Nothing there is big or important...another turd in a Tiffany box, imho.

You mean the lie the director gave to give false hope that [b](most)[/b] of them improvements will take place soon? I think it's really funny how gullible a lot of gamers really are on this forum. Yeah, I'm salty, but at least I don't lie to myself so I can play a game that literally has no incentive at all.... It's not like this company didn't make D1 vanilla that had twice the incentive that had barely any content. It's not like this company never made exotics that were the most sought-out weapons in the game. It's not like this company didn't know how to make weapons and gear that had incentive in both normal and hard mode raids. It's not like this company didn't know how to create factions vendors that were Open and actually had an inventory. It's not like this company didn't know how to make 5v5 6v6 and even 8v8 that maps were created in D1 vanilla that could hold 8v8. The question is, why were they so selfish when it comes to D2 knowing D1 offered a hell of a lot more? This was nothing but a pushed out product that was unfair to the player base. Yeah, it has more content, but content is not what drives gamers to play this game, it's the loot based system that drove gamers to play Destiny. Since D2 was released there hasn't really been any of that incentive. It explains why a hell of a lot of gamers dropped off. Just D2 vanilla alone is going to take a long time and for the director to make false statements about how [b](so many changed are coming "soon" is an insult.[/b]) They have to worry about the next DLC and all it's issues and whatever else they have to deal with. Anyone thinking that all them "improvements" will take place by the next DLC are fooling themselves knowing it took 7 months people, lets say that again, [b] It took 7 months just to get an update for Ttk and that was just an expansion that didn't have as many issues as D2 actually does.[/b]

They literally responded to us 1 month+ after they got all the money. You are literally stating a lie.

I'm still mad I can't go "over there". Pretty sure I'll never be able to go "over there".

I wasn't a cynical person about games until the last 4 years or so, for eg: I and millions of others were lied and mislead upon the release of Destiny back in 2014. Furthermore, the bigger problem making us gamers with any sliver if intelligence become cynics is with the growing trend of lies and deceitful practices in games published by 'the cancers of the gaming industry' your Activisons, Warner brothers, EAs and Ubisofts etc. These companies are driving the inventors and artists such as your bungie's and Vicarious Visions to make Players into Payers. Greedy investors are everywhere and they are ripe in the gaming industry right now. They are all spending hundreds of thousands possibly millions on R&D into scientific techniques to manipulate gamers into paying up and sticking around to keep paying up and keep paying up. Another manipulation tactic is that they also keep content creators sweet with freebies like free holidays to the states to "see the game" (marketing really), they are all being used but they ain't complaining, just look at those morons opening their free shit costing Activision millions that they could be spending on actually giving players a truly amazing experience. Great right? Not for the uneducated, no its not, it is shady and they are employed as the shepherds to the naive simple gamer who happens to like some of the artistic creations by the devs. The whole AAA industry is going to crash because gamers are growing increasingly more intolerant to being pissed all over, that is WHY so many of the content creators you may follow are always mentioning "ohh everything is so toxic these days, reddit is so toxic now, I'm out" - the reality is the shift of gamers that have stayed silent and taken the beaten have had enough and its only going to increase as the years go on. The cynic in all of us will arrive.