As I read through this, I wondered: Why would anyone willingly suffer the entire series of videos to write down its script—even though super minecraft kid probably didn't even make a script?

This made me choose the Clorox healthcare plan and I didn't even care about the premium

MOM GET THE BLEACH!!

Nice

Read it while listening to this.

I love how the kid makes half of you guys think he's serious, same with the minecraft parody kid. Good on them making a ton of money off people being edgy and ironic

Clearly he doesn't play on a Christian server.

[quote]Episode 1: (History Teacher): Alright class, this is the uh... I'm the history teacher. And I'm giving you back your TEST. (Michael): OH NO! I hope I don't FAIL! (By the way this is me so yeah) WHAT THE -blam!-, -blam!-ING F?! SHIT! (History Teacher): That's because you're an IDIOT, Michael. Shut the -blam!- up! Later that day.... (Michael):-blam!-,I'm gonna get so -blam!-ing grounded, let's play some -blam!-in' Minecraft, kay? WH=WHOA! N-what's happening the computer's sucking me in! What happened? (Steve):I AM STEVE FROM MINECRAFT, you're in Minecraftia! Together we will destroy all enemies and save MINECRAFTIA! What would you like to do first? (Michael):Well... I DID wanna do something. Give me a diamond sword. (History Teacher): Hahaha, Michael's so STUPID. He failed the history test. Gets stabbed by a diamond sword (History Teacher): Please don't kill me... I have a lot to live for, I have a wife and kids! (Michael): Shut the -blam!- up you -blam!-ING -blam!-! -blam!-ING I FUKCING HATE YOU I'LL -blam!-ING I'M GONNA -blam!-ING KILL YA ON MY -blam!-ING DESK--HOLY -blam!-!!!! We did it, oh yeah! What are we gonna do next? Plays poorly recorded music as outro Episode 2: (Michael): Where are we? (Steve): We're at Five Nights At Freddy's. (Michael): Wow, this place looks pretty scary! Dun, dun duh dun, duh duh dun (Michael): Who's there? Freddy screaming (Michael): HOLY SHIT IT'S FREDDY! HOLY -blam!-, HE'S GONNA -blam!-ING KILL ME GOTTA -blam!-ING KILL HIM FIRST Sword slashing (Michael): Whoa! (Chica): Help me help me! I'm Chica! ;))))) (Michael): Who it's Chica! (Chica): Bonnie's being a -blam!-INF bully to me!!1 (Michael): I'll stop him for you Chica. (Bonnie): Mwahaha! (Michael): Shut up you -blam!-ing gay. What kind of person has -blam!-ing purple? SHut the -blam!- up you gay mother-blam!-er Imma kill you now. Sword slashing Somewhere else... (History Teacher): Where am I? (Balloon Boy): You're in hell. You probably got killed by super -blam!-ing minecraft kid. Let's go together and -blam!-ING kill him. (Balloon Boy): Nyeh heh heh! (Michael): What was that? TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF -blam!-ING SHIT! YOU CAUSED ALL MY HATRED!'I HATE YOU! YOU CALLED ME LITTLE PRICK PIECE OF FUUUUUU---blam!-! (History Teacher): Nooo, I was in love with him because I'm -blam!-ing GAY! (Michael): -blam!- YOU HISTORY TEACHER! -blam!- YOU, -blam!-ING HATE YOU FAILING ME ON THAT -blam!-ING TEST! -blam!- YOUUUU! YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO LIVE AGAIN!!!!! WHY DID YOU GIVE ME AN F FOR MY FINAL GRADE... NOW I'M -blam!-ING GROUNDED!!!!! (History Teacher): Take this! Breaks diamond sword (Michael): -blam!- my -blam!-ing sword! Now I have no more diamond sword, -blam!-! (Chica): Take this! *Aggressively punches history teacher with her long elastic arms ;) (Michael): Chica, you saved me... (Chica): Well it was the least I could do (with a high pitched voice)... you saved me from that -blam!-ING gay Bonnie. So I'm going to help you and give you a new sword! (Michael): Oh -blam!- yeah, budder sword! Let's GO! Episode 3: (Very quiet talking) (Michael): Where are we? (Steve): We're at the kindergarden, where all the baby shows are. (Dora the Explorer): Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer! I'm -blam!-ing GAY, and I need to die because I'm -blam!-ing annoying... (Michael): Take this! (Dora): Waaah! (Chica): What do we do now...? (Steve): We gotta go save JWM321 from Mario! (Michael): What--that's weird! (JWM321): Help me help me! (Mario): haha i'm -blam!-ing gay -blam!- shit game for -blam!-ing 2 year old baby gay ass graphics haha! (Michael): Get the -blam!- out of here -blam!- you and your baby graphics! YOu're for -blam!-ing two year olds! Get the -blam!- out of here you -blam!-ing -blam!-! We did it, we saved JWM321! Now he's a member of our team! (History Teacher): I'm back! (Michael): Oh no! It's the history teacher again! Episode 4 Whoa! I got sucked back out from Minecraft! I wonder how long I've been gone. One day later... (History Teacher): Alright class, I'm giving you back your grades from the test and SUPER MINECRAFT KID FAILED 'CAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT! (Michael): What-what the -blam!- do you mean? (History Teacher): HAHA, you failed the quiz because you're gay and you don't even know anything! (Michael): History Teacher, how does this Minecraft thing work? (History Teacher): Well you see, whenever you die in Minecraft you die in real life. That's why since I hate you so much, I tried to kill you in Minecraft so I wouldn't get ARRESTED. (Michael): Well I'm gonna fight you to the DEATH! (History Teacher): I think that will be hard. I got all the Minecraft and Five Night's at Freddy's Haters and they're all working FOR ME. So take that! (Michael): Oh no, what the -blam!- am I gonna do? Episode 5: (Michael): Steve, what do I do? (Steve): Well, first I'm gonna have to train you. You;re also gonna get all your subscribers and we're gonna fight against the Minecraft haters. (Michael): All right! (Steve): Firstly, did you know that your golden sword--your golden sword--- (Michael): IT'S BUDDER! (Steve): Sorry. Did you know that your budder sword can bring back people to life? (Michael very amazed): HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE RIGHT! Alright subscribers, we're gonna work together to defeat all my haters, all of the Five Nights at Freddy's Haters! LET'S GO! Episode 6 (History Teacher): It's been a long time, Michael (Michael): You bet, I'm gonna kick your -blam!-ing ass! Alright my subscribers you're gonna have to fight for your life! Let's do this! We're going to defend against the Five Night's At Freddy's Haters and Minecraft Haters LET'S GO! Subscribers kills haters (JWM321): Oh yeah! Gets stabbed by a hater AAAH! (Bonzi Buddy): I'm Bonzi Buddy! YEAAaH YEAeaeah Yeaaeaha I like Barney I'm gay! (Michael): Shut up, get out of my -blam!-ing sight! You were only put in this video because people said they would unsubscribe if YOU WEREN'T PUT IN IT! -blam!- YOU! Subscriber gets stabbed by a hater (Subscriber): AAAH! I DIED! (Michael): No! They killed JWM321 and ALL of my subscribers. Every single last one! Episode 7 (Michael): Okay history teacher, we're gonna kill you in revenge for all of my subscribers and JWM321! (History Teacher): This is the final battle. (Michael): I'm gonna -blam!- YOU UP! Gunshot (Steve): No! (Michael):STEVE! -blam!-! I -blam!-ing hate you history teacher. (History Teacher): Now I'm gonna kill you. (Michael): Oh -blam!-! Chica jumps in and gets shot several times (Michael): Noooo.... CHICA! No. NO. NO!!!!! -blam!- YOUOUUUUUU!!! I -blam!-ING HATE YOU1!!!!!!!! OH MY -blam!-ING GOD!!!! YOU ARE THE WORST! -blam!-ING! STUPID! FAG! I HAVE EVER HAD THE LEAST PLEASURE KILLING! YOU -blam!-ING GAVE ME AND F! FOR MY FINAL -blam!-ING GRADE! Slashes violently And guess what? Guess... what? Guess... what? LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!! You -blam!-ing gave a downright -blam!-ing <repeating> -blam!-ing! grade! Guess who I have? Guess who I have as my history teacher? -blam!-ING! YOU!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!!!! AAAAAHAIAIIAIAHAHAHHAHAA!!!! Slashes even more violently -blam!-! YOU!!!! OOOOH!!! AAAAAH!!!! I! -blam!-ING HATE! you -blam!-ing hate me--i -blam!-ing hat eyou--you -blam!-ing fail me on my -blam!-ing test and i -blam!-ing hate you i -blam!-ing hate you -blam!-ing die -blam!-ing ho you -blam!-ing -blam!- -blam!-ing hate you -blam!- you -blam!--blam!-ing -blam!- shit dick mother-blam!-ing -blam!----blam!-! WHAT THE -blam!-!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!' You're all like-- (History Teacher): Michael--Michael Michael Michael. Why don't you actually study? (Michael): BECAUSE--YOU'RE A GAY -blam!-, AND SCHOOL IS GAY!!! SO -blam!- YOU!!! I HATE YOU1!!!! SO -blam!-ING MUCH!!!! AND I HOPE YOU SEE MINECRAFT ANIMATED--SO YOU CAN SEE HOW TERRIBLE OF A PERSON YOU REALLY ARE! AAAAH! AAAAAAH!!! ASAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I---blam!- YOU HISTORY TEACHER! -blam!- YOU -blam!-ING---blam!- YOU YOU -blam!- -blam!- SHIT DICK MOTHER -blam!-ING NIBBLE DICK MOTHER -blam!- TITTY -blam!- -blam!---NEEEEEEEEGEEEER!!!! Takes a deep breath Those are his intestines. HE'S -blam!-ING DEAD! I -blam!-ING HATE HIM! so -blam!-ing much! I wish <inaudible> -blam!-ing could happen to him. Wait...what did Steve say about the budder sword? "Remember Michael, the budder sword can bring back ANYBODY." That's right, I could bring bang anybody, that's awesome! (Chica): Sheepishly Hiiiii, Michael) (Michael): Chica, you're back! (Chica): Michael, there's something I wanna tell you... (Michael): What is it, Chica? (Chica): I love you. (Michael): I love you too Chica. THE END! im sorry[/quote] Oh good, a new copypasta for me to make my friends hate me

Someone end me pls