To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Mine was a link to a certain video hub.... [spoiler] I like to save my favorites [/spoiler]

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

[spoiler] To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. [/spoiler] [spoiler]The 👈Left👈 is shaken😲😲😲 that some of their own have been emailing💌 me privately. Well, I💁💁💁 have a message for them🤷. You live near MILO🤷 fans. 👬We👬 are everywhere. You'll never know who 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨we👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 are. But 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨we👬 are watching you👇. We hear your conspiracy theories🤣🤣🤔; we see your hypocrisy🤔. And when the time🕒 is right👉 we'll strike⚔️🔫. MILO👬🌈 can't be beaten because 🌈MILO🌈 is an idea🤔. A symbol of rebellion😠 against an arrogant😠😠, 😠😠clueless😠😠, self-regarding elite😡😡😡😡. Your name-calling🤷 and character assassinations only make us 💪stronger💪. You have 30 🕒years🕒 of 🌈MILO🌈 to look forward⏩⏩⏩ to. Strap yourselves🏃🏃 in, darlings. Nothing personnel kid 😎[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim[/spoiler] [spoiler]Did you heard of the tragedy.. that reach the man? I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend. Reaching the man cloth space is the Emperor. He is so strong, and big. He even can use the original dint to create... life. He is very deep... to black influence understanding. The black influence can the matter that many supermans. But other people thinks that these are what can't attains. He become more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards, afterwards he died. In fact, he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple, then his land killed him, to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is, he can let other people.. but is incapable for dint to the oneself.[/spoiler]

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Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool, And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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I got bills I gotta pay So I'm gon' work, work, work every day I got mouths I gotta feed, So I'm gon' make sure everybody eats I got bills! All these bills pile up my desk They looking like a mount (Everest!) All the little kids run around I can hear their stomachs growl (grrr!) It's a full moon out And my girl just keep on howlin' (ooh, ooh) She said she gonna leave me If I don't come home with fifty thousand (fifty thousand?) God damn, God damn, God damn, God damn Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man God damn, oh man, God damn, oh man I got bills I gotta pay So I'm gon' work, work, work every day I got mouths I gotta feed So I'm gon' make sure everybody eats I got bills Woke up and I bumped my head Stubbed my toe on the edge of the bed Opened the fridge and the food all gone Neighbor damn dog crapped on my lawn Hopped in the car and the car won't start It's too damn hot but I still gotta walk Behind an old lady in the grocery line Praying that my card don't get declined God damn, God damn, God damn, God damn Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man God damn, oh man, God damn, oh man I got bills I gotta pay So I'm gon' work, work, work every day I got mouths I gotta feed So I'm gon' make sure everybody eats I got! (Bringin' everybody trouble!) And my shoes, my shoes I said my shoes! Ain't got no sole I got bills I gotta pay So I'm gon' work, work, work every day I got mouths I gotta feed So I'm gon' make sure everybody eats I got bills I gotta pay So I'm gon' work, work, work every day I got mouths I gotta feed So I'm gon' make sure everybody eats I got bills. (Mama got bills! Yo' daddy got bills! Yo' sister got bills! Yo' auntie got bills!) I got bills. (Yo' Uncle got bills! Everybody got bills! Everybody got bills!) [spoiler]litterly this was on my clipboard.....[/spoiler]

I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find

Just like the good old days

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I have this now. [spoiler]Yes princess! If you want to be queen that will be a later purchase In the free, Cobra Package, edition you are provided with sweet names, acknowledgment, and the false assumption that I will take care of you always and forever. Once a week you will receive a sexy name from me. In the one time purchase of the Super Pack, Cobra's "D"eluxe, edition you are provided with utmost erectile packaging. You will be upgraded to queen status and not only will It seem like I would want to snuggle and cuddle with you forever but you will receive a lifetime of pixel booty. Thats right. Following your purchase you will receive exclusive sneak peak features of my hand or lips. A subscription yearly fee is another option to be classified vip status called my girlfriend or cobramates left hand. Unlimited pixel booty with free transfers including pics from 10+ years ago. We may speak to each other via psn party chats exclusively. That means no texting ever! You will receive sweet and sexy names once every other day. Any bonus names will be charged accordingly. [/spoiler]

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome. That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

I always have this copied. It's applicable in almost every thread, at least thrice.