Things that I thought were that chocolate milk came from brown cows, sex was just a lot of making out, and that gosh was God’s wife.
What weird facts did you believe?
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Brown cows giving chocolate milk and religion as a whole.
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That he did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Edited by Vegan Superhero: 10/16/2017 7:24:54 PM"You can become whatever you want when you grow up"
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Everything taught in a history class, more or less. K-12 teaches history in such broad strokes it's practically always wrong and heavily biased(parents don't want kids learning dark things, history is dark.)
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That people were either completely good or completely bad. That teachers, adults, etc couldn't be wrong. That each season was exactly 3 months. That you got colds from being in the cold. That once you get married life is happily ever after.
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That adults were happy and college was for smart people
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As a little one, I was playing a game where I had learned another character was brainwashed. I thought brainwashed literally meant cracking open someone's skull and washing their brain with soap and water so that it would make them do whatever you wanted.
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Mines a bit unbelievable. My parents and grandma used to tell me I would turn black if I watch too many shows with black people in them. They told me it happened to my uncle when he was younger. That they told him the same thing and one day he woke up and the skin above his lips turned black. I thought they were full of crap, but it did make me skeptical.
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1. Color didnt exist before the 1950's because old shows were in black and white. 2. Women got pregnant from kissing (thanks mom...). After she told me that the next day she said "give me a kiss" and i yelled and said "no mom i cant get you pregnant" in front of other parents. Needless to say its pretty funny in hindsight. She shouldnt have said that to keep me from kissing girls in elementary school. 3. Bunnies laid eggs. Obviously from Easter. 4. Popping your ears underwater meant that your ears absorbed water. The dumb shit we either are taught or believe as kids is amazing. Those are my top weird ones.
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The world is an alright place.
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That people were good, stupidity was a rarity, and teachers knew what they were teaching.
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"America is a great country."
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Let's see, delusions when I was a kid... Well there is religion, marriage, American ideals, morality... you know, basically all the fundamental traditions here in "Merica" I see the isolationist bubble we live in.
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I thought that a Cesarean section was how everyone was born.
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I used to think that a vagina was a small little hole until my brother corrected me.
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That the left actually cares.
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When i was little i though.... [spoiler]highschool would be a fun place to met friends and start relationships Oh how i was wrong [/spoiler]
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Our government is fair, democracy is fair, communism is bad, 9/11 occurred, [spoiler]just a joke no offense to anyone[/spoiler]
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That I would do something meaningful
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That what my uncle did to me when I was a kid was because he loved me.
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God was real, that's all I can think of off the top of my head, otherwise I was ignorant to everything so I didn't have fake facts
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You can get a good 8 hours of sleep when you're older. [spoiler]Raughs[/spoiler]
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My brother told me, so i believed, that water towers were full of milk.
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Edited by CobraMate: 10/20/2017 7:16:20 AMIm dooone lol gosh was gods wife 😂 im dying Well i can tell you that i thought my baby penis was called "CLANG CLANG" 😂 still be calling it that to this day and always!
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When the ice cream van plays music it means that it has run out of ice cream 🙁