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Edited by BillFromIT:
10/17/2017 1:19:46 AM
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What fake facts did you believe of as a kid?
Things that I thought were that chocolate milk came from brown cows, sex was just a lot of making out, and that gosh was God’s wife.
What weird facts did you believe?
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1 ReplyBrown cows giving chocolate milk and religion as a whole.
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1 ReplyThat he did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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2 RepliesEdited by Vegan Superhero: 10/16/2017 7:24:54 PM"You can become whatever you want when you grow up"
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5 RepliesEverything taught in a history class, more or less. K-12 teaches history in such broad strokes it's practically always wrong and heavily biased(parents don't want kids learning dark things, history is dark.)
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10 RepliesThat people were either completely good or completely bad. That teachers, adults, etc couldn't be wrong. That each season was exactly 3 months. That you got colds from being in the cold. That once you get married life is happily ever after.
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7 RepliesThat adults were happy and college was for smart people
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2 RepliesAs a little one, I was playing a game where I had learned another character was brainwashed. I thought brainwashed literally meant cracking open someone's skull and washing their brain with soap and water so that it would make them do whatever you wanted.
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2 RepliesMines a bit unbelievable. My parents and grandma used to tell me I would turn black if I watch too many shows with black people in them. They told me it happened to my uncle when he was younger. That they told him the same thing and one day he woke up and the skin above his lips turned black. I thought they were full of crap, but it did make me skeptical.
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3 Replies1. Color didnt exist before the 1950's because old shows were in black and white. 2. Women got pregnant from kissing (thanks mom...). After she told me that the next day she said "give me a kiss" and i yelled and said "no mom i cant get you pregnant" in front of other parents. Needless to say its pretty funny in hindsight. She shouldnt have said that to keep me from kissing girls in elementary school. 3. Bunnies laid eggs. Obviously from Easter. 4. Popping your ears underwater meant that your ears absorbed water. The dumb shit we either are taught or believe as kids is amazing. Those are my top weird ones.
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4 RepliesThe world is an alright place.
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17 RepliesThat people were good, stupidity was a rarity, and teachers knew what they were teaching.
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8 Replies"America is a great country."
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4 RepliesLet's see, delusions when I was a kid... Well there is religion, marriage, American ideals, morality... you know, basically all the fundamental traditions here in "Merica" I see the isolationist bubble we live in.
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3 RepliesI thought that a Cesarean section was how everyone was born.
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3 RepliesI used to think that a vagina was a small little hole until my brother corrected me.
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2 RepliesThat the left actually cares.
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5 RepliesWhen i was little i though.... [spoiler]highschool would be a fun place to met friends and start relationships Oh how i was wrong [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOur government is fair, democracy is fair, communism is bad, 9/11 occurred, [spoiler]just a joke no offense to anyone[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThat I would do something meaningful
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1 ReplyThat what my uncle did to me when I was a kid was because he loved me.
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6 RepliesGod was real, that's all I can think of off the top of my head, otherwise I was ignorant to everything so I didn't have fake facts
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2 RepliesYou can get a good 8 hours of sleep when you're older. [spoiler]Raughs[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMy brother told me, so i believed, that water towers were full of milk.
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7 RepliesEdited by CobraMate: 10/20/2017 7:16:20 AMIm dooone lol gosh was gods wife 😂 im dying Well i can tell you that i thought my baby penis was called "CLANG CLANG" 😂 still be calling it that to this day and always!
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5 RepliesWhen the ice cream van plays music it means that it has run out of ice cream 🙁
