On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
Give the poor man a glass of brandy, advises a woman.
Give him a heart massage, says someone else.
No, just give him some brandy, insists the woman.
Call an ambulance, yells another person.
A brandy!
The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!
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Ah, me in college