Here are my descriptions:
Easy: This is for people who have no thumbs. Or fingers. And brain damage.
Normal: The mode for noobs, grandmas, and cats. Cats who are trained to play Halo, but don't play that well.
Heroic: Time to stop picking your nose. This mode is for true spartans. Or just loyal halo fans.
Legendary: Expect to die. And be T-bagged. And throw your controller in frustration. And expect to die some more.
Solo-Legendary: WORT WORT WORT!!! THE JOURNEY BEGINS WITH THE INFINITE DEATHS OF A SINGLE SPARTAN!!!
Solo-Legendary with all skulls enabled: If you're not Chuck Norris, just turn off your Xbox and send yourself to the mental hospital when you think of trying this.
What are your descriptions?
Edit: There is another thread like this but it died, so i recreated it because it's funny reading loltastic descriptions.
[Edited on 08.02.2010 8:22 AM PDT]
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N.B. All my descriptions are to be read by Sgt Johnson... Easy: This is what 9 year olds play marine! Man Up!! Normal: Better, but you got a way to go yet soldier! Heroic: This is more like it marine. Legendary: If you're suicidal, this is the ship for you boy! Legendary+Skulls: I woulda been yo daddy, but I took too damn long trying to complete mission 1!! [Edited on 08.02.2010 8:45 AM PDT]
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[b]Easy:[/b] Let loose giddy giggles as you gleefully mutilate your way through what could only be described as an alien bloodbath. [b]Normal:[/b] Your enemy is driven to destroy you, but your skills and abilities can turn the tide in your favor, if applied properly. [b]Heroic:[/b] If ever there was a trail to prove your merit, this is it. Your enemies will not fall back. You must push them back. [b]Legendary:[/b] Your technology is inferior. You are outnumbered. Fear the endless hordes of untouchable aliens that would do anything to destroy you and your entire race. There is no hope.
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Easy: You're just getting started. Normal: Aim properly and keep your allies alive, and you should be able to coast through with no problems. Heroic: This is what Halo was meant to be. Legendary: The oncoming Covenant invasion will render you hopeless. Solo Legendary: Suicide. SLASO: I would, honestly, have been your paternal relation.
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The other thread came back to life! Check the forum page it has a 100 or so posts! post there, not here. [Edited on 08.02.2010 8:26 AM PDT]
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easy :i wonder if i can just throw the bullets to the kills [Edited on 08.02.2010 8:24 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo3heroic Easy: Your enemies shudder in the face of their multiple deaths. Normal: Both sides have an equal chance of prevailing. Also destruction. Heroic: The way the game was meant to be played. Legendary: Your enemies laugh in the face of your pity struggle for survival. Panic is not advised, though it is recommended.[/quote] Where do you live that 'advised' and 'recommended' mean different things?
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easy: generally a pointless walkthrough, you must have time on your hands. normal: a decent challenge with good reward, but you have a long way to go. heroic: the way halo should be played, be precise, and you will be rewarded. Legendary: it doesnt matter what i say, prepare for nerd rage!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Abe I I I I I I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SBTTLS [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] war32hutt I don't know if this thread was done before but here are my descriptions: [/quote] Yesterday, you made a post on a thread that was [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=47025686&postRepeater1-p=4#47034170]the exact same.[/url][/quote] omfg get busteddd.[/quote] Yeah i know. It's just that that thread died so i recreaded it because it was cool reading the other despriptions. anyway good call, i iz legit busted.
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Eays: Awe im otta ammo from slaughteering chiefians Normal: U only need an AR and a few grenades Heroic: How u should play but takes some skill Legendary: Grunts eat u for breakfast Legendary alone : U can only hope for a checkpoint Legendary with all skulls on : This will only take a few months to complete Legendary with all skulls on alone: Makes Chuck Noris cry a tear
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Easy: Your enemies shudder in the face of their multiple deaths. Normal: Both sides have an equal chance of prevailing. Also destruction. Heroic: The way the game was meant to be played. Legendary: Your enemies laugh in the face of your pity struggle for survival. Panic is not advised, though it is recommended.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SBTTLS [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] war32hutt I don't know if this thread was done before but here are my descriptions: [/quote] Yesterday, you made a post on a thread that was [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=47025686&postRepeater1-p=4#47034170]the exact same.[/url][/quote] omfg get busteddd.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] war32hutt I don't know if this thread was done before but here are my descriptions: [/quote] Yesterday, you made a post on a thread that was [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=47025686&postRepeater1-p=4#47034170]the exact same.[/url] [Edited on 08.02.2010 8:11 AM PDT]
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Easy: ..I wonder if i can rubber band the controller and do the level for me... Normal: see above Heroic: see above Legendary: ...might actually have to try on this one...
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would make the normal sound just a BIT more macho, but those sound about right.
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Easy: Who turned the lights out? Normal: Oh, I'm actually fighting someone? Heroic: OH -Blam!-,Where are they coming froomm!??!?! Legendary: *Noble six with bullet hole in his helmet.*
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Difficulty: How easy or hard it is to achieve something.