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Edited by HellBringer1975: 9/10/2017 2:59:41 AM
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  • [quote]how do i delete[/quote] [quote]i hate fanboys [/quote]

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  • This does not belong in #offtopic

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  • I wish that religious zealot who told me he was going to PM me the wrath of god would see this. [spoiler]he never PM'd me[/spoiler]

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    • By decree of President Doob you are hereby sentenced to Swesticle. At precisely "now-oclock" you will be downvoted by the subforum until dead. If you wish to confer any earthly Pepes, Puppies, or porches to surviving relatives, please compensate the court in the amount of $201.50 before the appointed downvnvoting. May Lenny have mercy on your soul.

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    • The mute button does wonders the mods can't. Use it.

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      • is this post real lmao

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        • You delete the game and redownload it. If it doesn't work just keep doing it another 5 times and if that doesn't work, then factory reset the console. That's what made it work for me.

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        • 😂

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        • [quote]My point is how they think there sick god and yes i have read the bible and 99% of you have not you cherry pick because your liars and delusional and get all offensive when you post garbage and then we respond . funny how you have churches all over and fill TV and radio but as soon as anything science comes along you go deaf to it because your brainwashed ways tell you to believe in saruon O SORRY I MEANT GOD . its disgusting promoting your god here go prey if you want but dont need to make a post of you preying and for who . please get rid of that subject on these boards it has nothing to do with gaming or anything but a mental illness bunch of people who are same as heroin addicts that are delusional god junkies instead . we are sick of being blasted with it at every turn then they act like they are the ones offended when they never shut up and try to pass laws and ban games and worse try to make our children stupid by wanting science class to say earth is 5000 years old. best way to make a Atheist is get a religious person to read the bible its book of pure hate and only the fake religious here that have never read it act like its a good book, but hey maybe you want to be a slave to a god that supports slavery, incest murder of children and -blam!- of virgins and yes you its all in bible i have read it i was a believer for 25 plus years until i finally picked up that science fiction novel and then saw how brainwashed i was and how i did not know what i believed in that lie Jesus is good when he made hell a disgusting thought and its jesus that says the worst thing ever HAVE NO THOUGHT FOR THE MORROW and then tells you to turn against your family if they wont believe as you do in him . this post is response to all the stupid i am preying for you posts go prey stop insulting us educated.[/quote] Here's the OG post everyone

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          • bitch get yo ugli ass outta here boi imma downvote yo ass outta deez forums

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          • Check your porch, and give the dog waiting there 201.50 copies of Destiny 2. Finally, return to the lake of the loch Ness monster, preferably in the morning. Sacrifice a Year 1 Destiny player, but save a few drops of blood for the potion you'll make later. Tree fiddy drops of blood, to be exact. Then, perform the toast/envelope ritual with the lock Ness monster. If the monster kicks you in the balls, start all over. On the other hand, if you get the response that confirms it's love for you, then you must marry the loch Ness monster, and impregnate it. Finally, raise the child to the age of 13, get the child a Bungie.net account, and then teach him to become troll. Once your child has created a post that has received over 100 upvotes, you may be able to realize that Offtopic is not for Destiny related posts. Edit: The potion. DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE. IF YOU READ THIS NOW, YOU MUST REPLY [quote]Please forgive me loch Ness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.[/quote] [spoiler]To make the potion, mix the blood with a gallon of bleach. You must feed half to your loch Ness monster wife, and the other half to your child. They will have a message, in 2 parts. One will say the first part, and the other will say the second part. Only then, will you understand that you need to tap your post, tap the 3 dots, hit edit, and change #offtopic to #Destiny.[/spoiler] [spoiler]This was written by Violet Varlerie. Don't copy without permission, or I will report you to the bulli police for stage 13 bulli.[/spoiler]

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          • HOLY WALL OF TEXT AND BAD GRAMMAR [spoiler]This physically hurts to read[/spoiler]

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            • My point is how they think there sick god and yes i have read the bible and 99% of you have not you cherry pick because your liars and delusional and get all offensive when you post garbage and then we respond . funny how you have churches all over and fill TV and radio but as soon as anything science comes along you go deaf to it because your brainwashed ways tell you to believe in saruon O SORRY I MEANT GOD . its disgusting promoting your god here go prey if you want but dont need to make a post of you preying and for who . please get rid of that subject on these boards it has nothing to do with gaming or anything but a mental illness bunch of people who are same as heroin addicts that are delusional god junkies instead . we are sick of being blasted with it at every turn then they act like they are the ones offended when they never shut up and try to pass laws and ban games and worse try to make our children stupid by wanting science class to say earth is 5000 years old. best way to make a Atheist is get a religious person to read the bible its book of pure hate and only the fake religious here that have never read it act like its a good book, but hey maybe you want to be a slave to a god that supports slavery, incest murder of children and -blam!- of virgins and yes you its all in bible i have read it i was a believer for 25 plus years until i finally picked up that science fiction novel and then saw how brainwashed i was and how i did not know what i believed in that lie Jesus is good when he made hell a disgusting thought and its jesus that says the worst thing ever HAVE NO THOUGHT FOR THE MORROW and then tells you to turn against your family if they wont believe as you do in him . this post is response to all the stupid i am preying for you posts go prey stop insulting us educated.

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            • (Us educated)

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            • how do i delete

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              • Ok here's what you gotta do: 1. Tap your post. 2. Tap the three dots to enter post options. 3. Tap edit. 4. Delete #offtopic in the tags. 5. Write #help in the tags. 6. Tap the check mark. 7. ??? 8. Profit.

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              • new copypasta

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                • I pray for you. Jesus is the Life, the Truth, and the Way. All this irreligiosity is just Communist subversion spread by the Zionists and Globalists, and it's destroying our world fast. Therefore, I will continue to pray like it or not, for when I am before God I will say: I opened the eyes of the blind.

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                  • Edited by Horacio Crux: 9/9/2017 9:09:28 PM
                    So when the atheists league of offtopic comes on the religious threads and mocks everyone it's ok? You honestly feel offended at people when you mock them in your own thread? [spoiler]I hope op is satire.[/spoiler]

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                    • You can't delete a post on B.net, but if you want to make a post disappear use the edit post function to change the hashtag from #Offtopic to #Alltopics and it will get buried fairly quickly.

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                    • Yes.

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                    • Could've just said it was a prank

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                    • Why did ya change it?

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                    • Bump!

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                    • Bump! [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]

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                    • https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/230710735/0/0

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