Let's face it, we all would. It's boots this, helmets that, a bottle for your genie, a paperweight pouch, 3 oddly specific holsters, mitten hangers and a unitard on one of those weird translucent female (no, I've never seen a male version) half-torsos that look like a baking mold for an exotic cake. Yet when it comes to the most important "equipment" in your arsenal, no help - no protection, no support, just... "unmentionables". And I think that's a shame because nothing is harder than trying to take someone seriously if they're not wearing underwear under all of that! We know that underwear is the gate way to your self-confidence. Let's be honest, the real reason you're embarrassed about being seen in your underwear is because it doesn't give you the confidence to be seen in it! But,... ratings boards being what they are and have been known to not take the subject lightly, "underwear" may translate to "sexual content". And that's fine... but suppose we express how awesome your underwear is to be seen in through other means? What if instead of seeing how awesome you look in your underwear, we see how awesome you ARE whenever you are doing awesome things! Because of your confidence that when your other clothes fall off, people won't see you fully naked. That is what underwear does. And it's comfortable. But it's your first and last line of defense... unless, you know, wear two pairs of underwear... which if it's "two pairs" does that actually mean "four underwear"? English is hard. Anyway, I propose there should be an underwear slot that serves as the most powerful item stats of your gear. For once anyone with flashy armor from whatever raid they barely contributed to won't be taken so seriously and people will stop making assumptions about the player behind the armor. As long as you wear it, it will fit itself to you, and one day perhaps be the essence of you, learning from your every struggle and making you stronger. So what do you think Bungie? Underpants for non-romance?