Doob is hardly ever on anymore. Me? I'm virtually always online. Offtopic needs a candidate they can trust!
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Edited by Murderman: 9/1/2017 12:04:34 AMI'm "hardly ever on" because of marching band. While I'm out there, working my ass off to perfect a run on a xylophone involving 16th notes throughout several measures at a tempo exceeding 150, you're here writing essays about why people should vote for you when you've really done nothing. I didn't even know who you were until today. I'll be marching at the labor day parade in NYC next week. Can you say the same?
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The parade is NEXT WEEK?!
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Uhh, ye. The Labor Day parade is gonna be on Labor Day. Mind blowing, isn't it?
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I know, it's very mind blowing. [spoiler]I have no idea when Labor Day is[/spoiler]
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 9/1/2017 12:56:38 PMShit, I'm sold. +1 vote +3 patriotism
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"I am bad at the jokes, ok?"
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Very presidential. (Not sarcasm.)
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Post a video of it with a GoPro and maybe put it on Offtopic. Would be really entertaining to watch!
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I don't have a GoPro but you might see my band or even me if you see it on tv or YouTube.
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Stream it Go-Pro style
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Døøb hasn't been on because he's been diligently working on our anthem. On the other hand, what have [i]you[/i] done for us?
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I have the perfect attendance award. I am working to remove Jake Paul from the Matrix. I am twice as insane as Krisnah.
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Hmmm.. can I be your vice president?
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Edited by Furiously Dashing: 8/31/2017 5:29:46 PMMaybe, I already told TheMormonJedi he could be my VP. How about Secretary of Defense?
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In another post you say esko is your secretary of defense
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Esko can be a Supreme Court Justice.
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aye let's go!
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Ok fine that seems like a good job!