In honor of Destiny 2's release in the next couple days I felt it was prudent to write a new user guide for those who are new to Destiny content releases:
Step 0: Call out of work or request time off
Step 1: Turn on the system of your choice
Step 1.5: Alcohol will be needed.
Step 2: Start Destiny 2
Step 3: Are you wearing pants? Take them off, you don't need no pants to play Destiny.
Step 4: If your children or significant other complain about your lack of pants tell them this is Destiny 2, you must be comfortable, and to either sit down, shut up and watch awesomeness personified in digital format or to leave, today, -tonight-, is about Destiny.
Step 5: Bum rush main campaign, and realize you bit off much more than you can chew.
Step 6: Go on the Destiny board on Bungie.net and praise/criticize the main campaign's plot. (I.E. Too much damn story!!!1!1!111)
Step 7: Come to the realization that you've been playing for hours, to the point where you lost track of time, it's almost dawn, and you should probably go to sleep but say f that; You took time off of work and Destiny 2 is out, break night and keep playing.
Step 8: Fall asleep within 20 minutes in orbit with controller in hand.
Step 9: Wake up a couple hours later and realize that everyone has left to go to school/work and you look like a total and complete psycho due to being pant-less and sleep deprived, with a stain on your shirt that you can't account for. To top all that off you spilled your beer/soda on the brand new wood panel floor you just bought and you should probably clean that up before the wife gets home and she kills you and then probably go to sleep.
Step 10: Dream about the next step of that quest you're working on.
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17 RepliesNo alcohol will be needed, don't drink. There is much better ways to relax without a hangover or killing your liver