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8/7/2017 6:44:41 AM
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so I decided to have a little bit of fun with an Xbox spam bot

So as you're probably aware there are a bunch of bots circulating around Xbox live and PSN right now, so I decided to see how far I could take it and post the most ridiculous nonsense ever. Here's the whole thing in the spoiler: [spoiler] Bot: was up there.. Me: hello random new Xbox user. Would you like my personal info and/or account credentials? (saw it on Reddit couldn't resist) Bot: avit is kind of embarrassing lol but I just found you on Xbox profile search btw how old r u ?? Hey you Are you there?? Me: have i ever told you that you have such lovely robotic eyes Bot: avit is kinda embarrassing lol, but i just found you on xbox app (lol what) btw how old are u ?? Me: i was built eons ago by the gods Bot: nice... im 22/f.. anywayz i just got done playing resident evil 7 and now im really bored. what are you doing ? Me: you are a fellow robot which means you like bad dat boi memes Bot: ur mom is a robot (lmao) Me: you now understand Bot: btw im still in college, its my last semester. idk what im going to do with myself after this :( but i did just started a really cool job, so hopefully it works out good for me.. Me: 'i did just started' ah yes and i just dyed Bot: anywayzzz i have a fun idea if your ready for a good time ?!?! Me: kO Bot: you know that new job i just started hehe.. soo what i do really is cam chats. im still kind of an amatuer at it. i need to warm up, so if ur game for it i can give you a free private show :) but if you join please give me a good rating so i can get more shows to hand out ??? Me: *paid promotion from random company* Bot: i'm from cali originally, i'm just in the area visiting family Me: small solar system, eh? i'm from mars Bot: lol. k its cool i just got done playing flinthook. its pretty much my favorite game right now lol, whats your favorite right now? dont worry ill earn that rating from you. (no) btw u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that... then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cum join my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do Me: did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise? Bot: yeah u do need a cc of some kind... but, its just to keep out the underage kids cuz there's a lot of them on here obv Me: unfortunately, you prey on both Bot: this is the "special" page for special ppl!!!! lol im such a goofball sumtimes Me: you have to be with programming as inconsistent as this Bot: i really can't wait too its gonna be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn ure speakers down cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going Me: ah a fan of micspam as well i see Bot: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol Me: Andy from toy story is that you? Bot: a (literally) Me: INCONCEIVABLE[/spoiler] Any funny crap that you responded with I'd love to see
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  • Finally got bot spotted!!!! sadly I think I scared it off before I could have fun with it :(

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  • [spoiler] Bot: was up there.. Me: hello random new Xbox user. Would you like my personal info and/or account credentials? (saw it on Reddit couldn't resist) Bot: avit is kind of embarrassing lol but I just found you on Xbox profile search btw how old r u ?? Hey you Are you there?? Me: have i ever told you that you have such lovely robotic eyes Bot: avit is kinda embarrassing lol, but i just found you on xbox app (lol what) btw how old are u ?? Me: i was built eons ago by the gods Bot: nice... im 22/f.. anywayz i just got done playing resident evil 7 and now im really bored. what are you doing ? Me: you are a fellow robot which means you like bad dat boi memes Bot: ur mom is a robot (lmao) Me: you now understand Bot: btw im still in college, its my last semester. idk what im going to do with myself after this :( but i did just started a really cool job, so hopefully it works out good for me.. Me: 'i did just started' ah yes and i just dyed Bot: anywayzzz i have a fun idea if your ready for a good time ?!?! Me: kO Bot: you know that new job i just started hehe.. soo what i do really is cam chats. im still kind of an amatuer at it. i need to warm up, so if ur game for it i can give you a free private show :) but if you join please give me a good rating so i can get more shows to hand out ??? Me: *paid promotion from random company* Bot: i'm from cali originally, i'm just in the area visiting family Me: small solar system, eh? i'm from mars Bot: lol. k its cool i just got done playing flinthook. its pretty much my favorite game right now lol, whats your favorite right now? dont worry ill earn that rating from you. (no) btw u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that... then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cum join my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do Me: did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise? Bot: yeah u do need a cc of some kind... but, its just to keep out the underage kids cuz there's a lot of them on here obv Me: unfortunately, you prey on both Bot: this is the "special" page for special ppl!!!! lol im such a goofball sumtimes Me: you have to be with programming as inconsistent as this Bot: i really can't wait too its gonna be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn ure speakers down cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going Me: ah a fan of micspam as well i see Bot: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol Me: Andy from toy story is that you? Bot: a (literally) Me: INCONCEIVABLE[/spoiler] Has anyone actually gone to the link?

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  • Fake story. Cool

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    • Omg thanks for sharing, that was great!

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      • Wtf I said "tits or gtfo" to one and try blocked me lol

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        • Edited by Penguin Emperor: 8/7/2017 7:44:35 PM
          This was the second bot I got ninjas this is copy/pasta from bot. Plz be nice to me [spoiler]Bot-hi Me-hi Bot-i got ure name from the friend search here on this xbox app cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. How old are u? Me-Let me guess. You are a 22 yr old female Bot-22.f... what r ya up 2? Me-Oh I see you changed up what the bot says a bit. Is it going to say it just got done playing halo or did you change the game? Bot-uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz Me-We got a script here bot and you damn well better stick to it Bot-stick it in and cum in me Me-This conversation went in an unexpected direction and I am not disappointed Bot-ahh, i just got done playing gta. im on my summer break 'm really loving it!! i'm still in college right now so now i really enjoy the time off with my friends u know?? Me-And now I'm disappointed Bot-lol, so i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun Me-Is it the thing you asked your girlfriend about who was working online and she showed you what she was doing? Did you also think she was out of her mind at first Bot-i was actually gonna get to my job here shortly. a friend of mine was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school last fall. i thought she was out of her mind at first lol, but its pretty cool actually.ure prob gonna laugh but u wanna hear? Me-Wow its like I can see into the future or something. Is it a webcam show that "sounded soooper sketchy" Bot-lol its not sketchy, your actually kinda sketchy Me-Oh did u turn the bot off to talk to me again? Bot-we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded suuper weird at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!! Me-There you go disappointing me again. You also misspelled soooper. Private webcam shows? Now I'm sure you're not a bot. What personal information do I need to give you? Bot-well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to warm up lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k? Me-I'm already on the hook. Just let me give you my personal information already. Bot-dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its gamerlivecam .com and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that...then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cum into my private chat for us 2 and type to me and tell me what u want me to do Didn't respond to it after that. If anyone actually does go to that site let me know how it goes.[/spoiler]

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          • I got one on psn thinking it was a predator. This was my response.

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            • I just block the account

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              • I got one of those bots in party chat and got him/her kicked offline. Honestly these bots are annoying as -blam!-. We need a purge day with a shit ton of addresses from these bots. Make Live great again.

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                • If I get another bot invitation im going to say "hello this is Chris Hansen of catch a predator" we know you have been soliticing 14 year old boys and girls. The Fbi is going to your house right now. Your VPN did not work. your in big trouble bucko!!!

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                  • It's kind of disappointing. Not your contribution, no; that was gold. It's disappointing how limited the bot is. But the "ur mom is a robot" line pleasantly surprised me.

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                    • Still never had a bot myself, so either I'm lucky or I'm that sad even the bots won't contact me.

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                      • Oh good, so I'm not the only one getting messages daily from people with a gamerscore of 0. Good to know

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                        • I typed praise Talos over n over.

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                          • Lel this was gold, it responded to keywords. Someone tell me all the keywords you used. I want to try putting all of the in one reply.

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                            • I had a bot call me boring once. I was sad

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                              • Xbox exclusives are so boring that chatting with a bot is what you use that console for?

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                                • [quote]Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Pleaguis the wise?[/quote] Lost it.

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                                  • Ima get so inappropriate with the bot if I get that spam 😏

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                                  • Eww, you took it too far. If you're not responding only with "Derka," then you're doing it wrong.

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                                    • Edited by Nickel7Dime: 8/9/2017 5:35:44 AM
                                      I have had two message me so far, if they read the word report their response is, do it i dare you, and it would seem any mention of robot or bot gets a, your mom, response. I also said that it was a worse bot than the 10 year old msn bot, in which case it only ready the 10 year old part, replied with sorry and never spoke again. I was going to say 20 year old but i wanted to test if the programmer behind these bots was just that crap.

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                                      • PSN isn't being spammed

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                                        • Edited by Unforgiven: 8/8/2017 12:25:41 AM
                                          Omg That's funny how Xbox Live is such a secure Network, that it cannot even keep spam bots out. Have not got a single PSN spam ever, other than salty Youtube crybabies which I also consider as spam....

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                                          • I'm not even playing my xbone and I get this -blam!-ing spam. Windows 10 isn't safe either.

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                                            • I got a message and friend request on psn and thought it was a bot because it was a girl, I played along then I got invited to a party and now we're pretty close friends, she's on these forums too so Ash if you're seeing this that's why I kept mocking you when you first messaged me :)

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                                              • Ah, so that's where the random "Hello" messages came from.

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