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7/22/2010 6:15:42 AM
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Flood, never jizz in your toilet
So Flood, I am one of many people who have been "letting off steam" in their toilet for years, if you know what I mean. You should never EVER do that. True story.
Recently my families toilet had been clogging a lot, like every 5 flushes. So my mom decided to call a plumber. When the plumber got there he tried snaking it and doing everything routine since he couldn't think of anything clogging it (nothing abnormal flushed down it, pretty new toilet).
For a while this worked, but then it clogged for good. Nothing would get it to flush. We had to call the plumber and he had to call several assistants to drain the toilet and dismantle the pipes, breaking parts of our wall in the process because snaking it didn't work. So after a while he found the source. A huge glob, bigger than my cat, of my sticky, old, stuck together, cum.
If you could see my mothers face you would have freaked out. She was outraged. We got that new toilet right when we moved in and my dad doesn't live in the house. I had to confess. She found everything. My p0rn collection, the Vaseline that I use as lube, everything. She was absolutely pissed. Especially when she saw the BDSM and ghey -blam!- that I've been looking at.
Now she watches me constantly, no internet unless shes in the room, security cameras in the bathroom, we even have to sleep in the same bed to keep me from jacking off. Worse of all I'm under house arrest for a month! AND SHE TOLD ALL OF MY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK TO SAY AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE OF IT!
So basically, my life is ruined because I jizzed in the toilet one too many times. It sucks Flood.
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Lol I used to jack off in the shower and it clogged one time. So my Mom snaked out the drain and I was in the bathroom kind of freaking out, and she pulled it up and it was covered in semen but my Mom thought it was soap scum so save there. Your Mom must have extensive experience with semen.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] y0rkie You made that up. Why would jizz clog the toilet?[/quote]Have you ever jacked off in the shower? I dunno why but when I do the jizz almost instantly gets like 10x stickier and turns into globs. My only guess is the same thing happens with toilet water.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Parasite wow, wow.... All I can say is wow. that sucks.[/quote] I love your coup title.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost of Jon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeanDaMan Ummmmmmm go to a friends house and jack off?[/quote]House arrest for a month :([/quote]It is not hard to not spank beef for a month dude.
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Oh -blam!- O_o my toilet has been acting up lately too.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE Yep. Do it in the shower.[/quote]No, don't do it in the shower either. One time I pulled an enormous wad of hair and jizz from my drain since one of the hairs was caught on it. It was disgusting. So I flushed that down the toilet.
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Dude....
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You made that up. Why would jizz clog the toilet?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pumpkin1 [url=http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080910151751AASbNGd]0/10[/url] [/quote] I beg to differ
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeanDaMan Ummmmmmm go to a friends house and jack off?[/quote]House arrest for a month :(
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wow, wow.... All I can say is wow. that sucks.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE Yep. Do it in the shower.[/quote]
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Make a jizz-balloon and throw it at her.
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posting in epic thread
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This thread......will not be saved.
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[url=http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080910151751AASbNGd]0/10[/url]
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[url=http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/124261/original.jpg]you never seen this?[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost of Jon Tissues have to go somewhere man, can't just throw them away without someone smelling it. [/quote]it flushes as well as toilet paper and it keeps said substance contained to prevent it from clogging up
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This is why I use paper towels after doing mine.
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wow that sucks haha
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Oh my.
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Yep. Do it in the shower.
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Tissues have to go somewhere man, can't just throw them away without someone smelling it.
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Thats why you should [i]Jizz, in my pants[/i].
